"Just girly things" parody

You may be familiar with the "just girly things" meme. This site produces some of the most viral content on Facebook, and every image they produce has a consistent and distinct look to it. I work for a credit union (a not-for-profit cooperative financial institution) and I would like to make a parody called "just banker things" with a similar style of imagery, but of stereotypical wall street bankers. (Suits/top hats/monocles/board rooms/profit graphs/cigars made of money/etc.) I'd like you to create this series of "just banker things" images: • Laying off thousands to make your stock go up • Discovering a new fee you'd never considered before • When your lobbyist is overprotective • Getting a multimillion dollar raise after accepting taxpayer bailout money • Finding ways out of paying your debts to society • When your lawyer gives you that look that lets you know it is all going to be okay Under each of these pictures, I'd like to include our very small/subtle logo and these words: "Ready for something different? Try a credit union, the not-for-profit alternative to Wall Street banks" I have one request that is a little out of the ordinary – I’d like you to include the layered photoshop files just in case our compliance team doesn’t like one thing or another. Then I’d be able to make any needed edits without having to come back to you. If this is a success, I believe this would end up being a regular request and we may end up posting one or two every week. Thank you for your consideration.