I have a "Lego trailer park" I created. We took about 50 pictures and would like someone to create a VERY humorous story about this "trailer park

I am extremely confident that I can write professional and engaging articles for your project. I understand that quality content takes time and research, so I will work hard to ensure that you get what you pay for. My articles are always professional -- well-researched, reader-friendly with plenty of headings and sub-headings to grab attention. Service Description Lifestyle writer and designer Claire Charters has a love affair with words and is always seeking and searching for the right words to help enchant and spark inspiration within others.

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Hi! This project sounds soooooo cool! And sooooo up my alley! Hi, I am a seasoned, published author, screenwriter and actor from Montreal, Canada. I'm written children's TV shows, irreverent adult comedy, erotica, irreverent erotic comedy... children's picture books, short kids' novels, a young adult vampire series (in French, les Enfants Dracula, the Dracula Kids) and so much more. I'd love to work on this fun project for you. If you award me the project, I'll check out the pictures, send you a few scenario ideas and you can chose the one you want. I can't wait to find out what type of humor you like. That way, I'll be able to write according to your tastes. Thanks for considering my bid. :)

Would like to do a test description for free, just to make sure we're a perfect match. Cheers. Nesha Words Industry

Hello, What a charming project! This is the kind of work a creative copywriter like me yearns for when forced to write sophisticated but boring content for stiff upper lip corporates. I can create just the story you want to go with your Lego trailer park pics. A story that unites the pics, tickles the funny bone and leaves you smiling for long. Please be sure to take a look at my profile, portfolio, and employer feedback for initial skill assessment. Assuring you of a crackerjack story, I look forward to hering further from you. Regards, Namita Jain

Hi there, I am a professional writer. Please check my portfolio (https://www.freelancer.com/u/revival786.html) and reviews to have an idea about the quality of my service. I am highly interested in doing this project so please PM to discuss with me. Looking forward to hearing from you soon! Regards, Revival

Hi there, I'm a freelance writer and editor with twenty years of experience. I've written everything from screenplays to articles to short stories, and have edited many hundreds of pieces of fiction and non-fiction. During the last two years, I've been specializing in writing children's stories and have had great success ghostwriting from others' ideas, editing other people's stories, as well as writing my own. I've written for a former American Idol, the daughter of the screenwriter of FOUR CHRISTMASES, actor Christian Campbell, professionals in the medical and mental health fields, and many more! I'm also an author and editor for Scandinavia Publishing House. When you go with me you get someone who will listen carefully, who is empathic, and will go the extra mile in making sure you feel that you've gotten your money's worth. I enjoy communicating and getting everything right the first time so everyone's happy. I can write humorous descriptions and make the photos come to life, stringing together a story that will bring everything together. Regards, David

Hi, My name is Mercy Mathews and I have over a decade of copywriting experience. I’d love to send you a few custom lines if you could show me some of the photographs. If you like what you see, we could move forward from there. I specialize in writing high-impact sales pages and web page content that coverts readers into customers. I'm also a certified SEO copywriter from SuccessWorks, a leading US based copywriting training organization. I also enjoy writing well-researched and interesting articles and blogs, news-worthy press releases, corporate video scripts, brochures and other corporate communication material. I hold an MBA in Marketing and Human Resources and a Bachelor's Degree in Commerce and Finance and I’ve had the pleasure of working with clients from 14 different countries. My reviews on this site will vouch for the fact that all my projects are completed 100% on time and 100% within budget. I currently enjoy a 34% rehire rate on this site. I look forward to hearing from you and would be happy to answer any questions you may have in regard to my services. Kind regards, Mercy

Please please tell me I'll get to write things like "BillyJoJimBob uses his keys to dig bullet fragments from Cooter's leg after Cooter got drunk and fell on his 12-gauge." Is the objective here to determine an order to the photos, or are they already in a specific order?

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Lego is something that many love & it requires skill to add a dash of humour. However I am dead serious about bidding for this and that is no joke.

EDIT Quick question - How did you get the tube tops and wife beaters on the Legos? Oh my. . .I must get this job! I'm envisioning something like National Lampoon's Vacation goes to Lego Land Trailer Park for a visit with the kooky relatives. I don't have a presence here on Freelancer - I've been on it for 3 days, but you can see my work, experience and customer feedback on Elance/Upwork. I'm listed as Stephanie H (I think). Also I can send you copies of some humorous essays that I've written but I'll need your contact info for that. Please, please, please pick me! This would be the most fun I've had in awhile. Yeah, that sounded a tad pathetic. I'm easy to work with, highly creative and oddly enough very detail-oriented (some say anal-retentive, I say potato). Thank you for your time and consideration, Stephanie

Hey, Great idea! BTW, I would also love to help you turn this into a video to promote the book. We can negotiate that seperately. As a NYC based published Author and Screenwriter specializing in Comedy and Drama, I've got the chops for this job. For my first self published book "Tales of a New York Limo Driver - Sex, Excess and Stupidity on Four Wheels" I added a half dozen pictures of bastardized signs and awnings that I found throughout NYC. I then captioned each with a funny quip. For example, a discount store in Chinatown called "New BJ 99 Cents". My caption read "At that price, I'll take two." A sign above a Laundromat that said "Laundrymat" Guess that's what you stand on as you wash clothes over there. But the best sign had to be one hand written on white cardboard in a vestibule. "Please be considerate and don't take a shit here. Thank You." Nice huh? Anyway, I've low bid the project in order to secure it. It's right up my alley and I look forward to making your good book great. All the best, Nicky Testaforte

Hi, I'm an experienced copywriter and I can do the voice and the humor you are looking for. Message me for samples. Best, Chris

Hi! Firstly, I have to say that I love Lego. Also I have creative ideas and big imagination. So I'm the best candidate for you!