They say, “A picture is a thousand words”. I often wonder how many pictures it takes to express the same in pictures! (Needless to say: the toil in drawing them!).
Anybody who believes in such pristine power of words, and pores over and over the grammar books, and yet, is critical of their own work is worth giving a chance to put their wit to test.
Having bragged so, I should be greatly pleased if you still consider this application for the position: ‘Writer’.