Professionally written 500 words article wanted - repost

I need a professionally written 500 words article. The theme will be coupon, discounts, sales. Note that i will only be accepting quality work with good and adequate command and use of English. I pay $1.50 per 250 words. And my payment is faster than the speed of light provided the article is completed within 3 hours that i will be available online. I recognise good writers by given them first opportunity for new work before i post to the public. Agreement: NOTE that in the event that you are awarded to write for us and we pay you for the specific job, you do not have any right whatsoever to use the work for any other purpose, or post on another website or email to another client, or use in an email for whatsoever purpose or post on another blog, or transmit electronically, or share with someone else without our prior consent. Failure to abide by this agreement is an infringement on our copyright and necessary actions will be taken. You are as well agreeing not to send us stolen article or plagiarise content, you agree to only send us original content just for us. This as it is form an agreement between you and us if you apply to this task