Convert One PHP page to ASP.NET 2.0!!! URGENT

Hi all, I need a PHP page about 200 lines (5 functions) converted to ASP.NET 2.0 (VB). It is a very simple job for someone who has the experience as it is all basic codes with lots of sessions values to set. I want this work done within the next couple of hrs. So Coders who think can complete the job within the next couple of hrs, please contact me immediately and please no insane bids, i'm looking at something in the range of $30-$45 as i already have a couple of functions already converted and only want you to check if they are fine and the rest converted. Thanks