SEO for new dating website

I really liked what another poster put in his wanted ad so to be honest I am copying a bit of it and paraphrasing a bit of it. We are about to launch several web dating sites. One is about to launch VERY VERY shortly. We are looking for help in all types of markeeting of these and future products. ATTENTION!! Looking for EXPERIENCED SEO professional to help with new website. Quarter Pay to start, Another quarter half way through the timeline, and then last half at completion of all goals set. This is a 3-4 month time frame we can discuss how long you think it will take to set our completion goals. . Please add "CUSTOMER WILL PAY WHEN RESULTS ARE ACHIEVED" in your response, so that I know that you will accept payment upon result of top 5 ranking on 1st page of [login to view URL] for 10 out of 15 key words i give you. Note please! I need top 5 ranking on [login to view URL] AND [login to view URL] for 1st page for 1 website with 20 keywords. In addition you must analyze website for proper seo optimization to assist in achieving these results. You must guarantee that at least 75% of keywords or 10 keywords/phrases will rank in the top 5 of [login to view URL] on 1st page or no payment until these results are achieved. I will be assisting with this by doing several press releases which should greatly increase links back to us. PLEASE INDICATE WHAT METHODS YOU WILL USE, INCLUDING VERIFIABLE REPORTS THAT YOU WILL SEND ME. -- Google guidelines must be followed and no way should be compromised -- No methods or techniques that will get the site banned, de-indexed or sandbox -- Did I mention No methods or techniques that will get the site banned, de-indexed or sandbox -- Only white hat, experienced, highly ranked on freelancer.com SEO experts should bid -- Quality back links must relate to site topic on high quality relevant sites -- No spam method(s) can be used -- No black hat, gray hat or unethical SEO methods are to be used -- no junk profile building techniques are to be used -- No methods or techniques that will get the site banned, de-indexed or sandbox -- No use of automated software or bots -- No links from under construction pages -- No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links, flash sites/pages, hidden links, no string parameters, etc. -- No link farms, traffic exchanges, link exchange programs or web rings -- No paid traffic sites -- No banned sites, porn, gambling, violent, illegal sites, etc. -- Expert understanding of Google & Panda Updates and how to work with them Must be very experienced, have high rating on freelancer.com, explain exactly what methods you will use for this project & be able to communicate clearly. Provide detailed SEO techniques you will use & verifiable examples of completed projects you have done - I may contact customer to verify results (so include contact info). Timeline: 3-4 months Payment: Quarter of mayment upfront, then another quarter half way in the time frame we set together, then the last half at the completion of the goals of reaching at min top 5 on [login to view URL] 1st page Please provide monthly maintenance price for keywords to stay in top 5 positions (or top 3) on [login to view URL],1st page (payment will be made end of the month & keywords must not drop out of top 5 (or top 3) for 3 consecutive days) verifiable monthly reports must be submitted to me. . Page should stay on 1st page [login to view URL] ranking ndefinitely within the top 5. If this project completed successfully & you can achieve top 3 results on 1st page of [login to view URL], in under one month, there are many more sites I can have you work on. 3 others RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER! Please include any other services you provide & prices, for example: original content article writing (passes plagiarism & copy scape checks), micro niche website development (seo optimize