Creative writing - short/funny sentences

I like to write and I have a great imagination. Work hours are not a problem. I am serious and hardworking. Thank you!

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Hi, I am a professional writer, and I am running a team of native article writers (USA, Uk. Kenya). They are working for me more than two –three years. I do proofreading ( grammarly.com+ premium copyscape ) and sending to the client. So you will get perfect work. Do not worry about the deadline. I am eagerly waiting for your response. Thanks with best regards Hasan

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Hello Friend, I am a Native English Speaker from Texas and am currently living in Pakistan. I have been writing, rewriting, and editing articles for two years. I also write CV's and Cover letters. I can definitely do this project for you without a hassle. If you decide to hire me, then please create a milestone because it is my working policy to work with a milestone. Why should you hire me? I am a Native English Speaker, my grammar is impeccable, I love to write, I will deliver on time, high quality is my goal, the articles will be checked twice before they are delivered to you, and because I know I can do well on this project. I look forward to working with you. Please check my reviews to see what my other clients have to say about me. Thanks

Hello, What a charming project you have posted! I can create some truly funny and very engaging single liner descriptions for everyday things. Please check my portfolio and employer feedback for skill validation. Assuring you of catchy and compelling lines, I look forward to your response. Regards, Namita Jain

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Hello Sir, Saw your project and it seems quite interesting to me ,as I myself is very much creative. In fact , this is not a job for me , it is my hobby which I am going to done. I will send you many sentence which suits you as just a sample, before being hired. If you like more than you expected, hire me. Just PM me for the samples. Waiting for a positive hearing from you, Thanks & Regards, Shiva TechnoVin India

Hello! I'm a creative person and I think this job would fit me just fine. Please let me know if there is any kind of test I should do- perhaps an example of a sentence, so that you are able to see if we can or can not collaborate. Thank you :)

Hi! If possible, I’d like to receive more details about the job you are offering. If you want I can start IMMEDIATELY! You can be sure I'll respect the deadline if you have one. I wait an answer. Thanks.

Writer, poet, lyricist, english major, etc. I am the perfect fit for this. In addition, I am also an amateur comedian. I say amateur because I am a rapper/engineer and that is my profession, but in my profession I have come to meet, engage with, and learn from many comedians (because they like my music), so I can definitely write funny stuff! I can work with a budget I'm a nice guy but I need a better description, which I am sure you will provide upon hiring. Looking forward to hearing back.

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Dear employer: I am Engelberg. I have M.A and B.A (hons) journalism from university of Sheffield and Cardiff University respectively. My experience revolvers around writing content for websites. Would like to further discuss this project and your exact requirements. I am confident I can provide you with a top notch material that fits your needs. I pride my work in being professional, of the highest quality and always delivered on time. Since I do not know your exact requirements and the target audience, please contact me. My rates are $25 for a 250 word article. Thanks