I excel at humorous writing! I have a series of moderately successful shorts on Amazon in the "humorous erotic romance" genre, although I have the feeling you won't be calling on the second half of that expertise here. I can provide samples of my writing, but I don't currently have them in my profile (Amazon is a jealous god and has strict rules regarding redistribution.) I actually have a few questions about the writing project itself, if you don't mind!
How long, ideally, would you like this piece to be? Is it intended for publication, or since it's a more personal story, were you hoping to make a gift of it to your significant other? For my current quoted price, a length of about 10,000 words (a long short story) would be fair. If you were hoping for something longer, please let me know! I would adjust the bid price for novella length, and it would take longer as a result, but I'm happy to do so if that's what you were looking for.
Since you're providing content and details, it shouldn't take long to write. I'll start by making a rough outline of events and submitting it to you, then I'll start working on the first draft. I'll proof and edit it, then submit it to you for approval. I'm happy to make any changes or revisions you feel are necessary, and I can format it in a way that is easy for you to read on multiple devices. Let me know what works best for you!
I would love to work on this! It seems like such a personal project.