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I'm seeking a creative illustrator to bring to life two children's books, using the lyrics of my viral songs "Little Brown Girl" and "Little Brown Boy". Whoever can create the best book covers for both books according to the style and description I've provided will be chosen to illustrate both books in it's entirety. Total budget for both complete books is $650. There will only be 12 illustrations for the girl book and 13 illustrations for the boy book. Here are the character descriptions for the 3 boy characters: Character A: Age 7, Full curly afro, caramel-skinned, on the right of the cover Character B: Age 7, Dread locks, dark-skinned, in the center of the cover Character C: Age 10, Braids, lig...

I'm looking for a talented screenwriter to craft a standalone origins screenplay for a movie tentatively titled "Venom: Sunset". The story is set in the Midwest of Texas during the early 1900s and is aimed primarily at teenagers. Key elements that need to be included in the screenplay: - Focus on the origin of powers: The storyline should revolve around the discovery and development of the villain's unique abilities. This is a crucial element that should be explored in depth. - Tone: The screenplay should be crafted with a dark and gritty tone. It should resonate with the angst and complexity of a typical Spider-Man villain, thereby creating a sense of depth and foreboding.

I'm seeking a skilled video editor who can rework my 1-2 hour wedding reception video. The previous editor's work is not satisfactory to me. Key requirements: - Improve transition effects: The current transitions are clunky and amateurish. I want a professional touch added. - Enhance color grading: The video lacks the vibrant and cohesive color grading I desire. I need you to make it visually appealing. - Audio quality: The current sound quality is subpar. Audio needs to be crisp and clear throughout the video. - Song selection: The choice of songs in the audio is not in tune with the video playing. I need more suitable and engaging music. Style preferred: Cinematic. I want the video to have a cinematic touch that captures the beauty and emotions of...

I'm looking for a talented music producer who can create a highly complex and experimental beat for my upcoming EDM trap dubstep song. The beats should be energetic and upbeat, delivering a blend of intensity and rhythm that will captivate my listeners. Key Requirements: - The beats should be crafted using electronic effects and samples, reflecting a modern and edgy sound. This element is crucial to the overall vibe of the track. - The beat structure should be highly complex and experimental, pushing the boundaries of conventional EDM trap dubstep beats. I'm looking for something that stands out and excites. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in producing EDM trap dubstep music with a portfolio of ene...

I require a talented animator capable of creating captivating 2D animations for my original love-themed song. The animation should revolve around human characters that act out the story of the lyrics. Black and white sketches can also do the job. The selected freelancer needs to: - Master 2D animation techniques, with a portfolio demonstrating previous similar projects. - Have a deep understanding of storyboarding, to create compelling narratives in line with the song. - Be gifted in character conception and development, specifically for human characters. - Demonstrate the capability to translate emotions into animation to align with the love/relationship theme of the song. Impress with your fluid animation skills and walk with ...

I'm in need of a freelancer with prior experience in publishing music on Spotify and all other platform !! Key Requirements: - Experience in music publishing on Spotify is a must. Familiarity with the platform's nuances and processes will be critical for a successful partnership. - Expertise in copyright registration. I require assistance with securing international rights for a cover song that I've recorded. - An understanding of music publishing rights for cover songs. The ideal candidate should be well-versed in the complexities of music publishing, especially in relation to cover songs. The music for publishing is ready and it's a cover song, which I've already recorded and produced...

...them, that's good. First, message me if you can do this job for $25. If not, please don't message me 2) create the first section on any local host. Once it’s ready, show it to me. If the functionality is working correctly, I will give you the login details, and you can then transfer it there and continue the work. and I will also award you the job at that time. 3) The product must be customizable with text and adornments that the customer chooses. The most important part is that the customization choices will show on the picture in real time. In other words, the picture will change each time a customization is added. I need ONE PAGE created for web store (wordpress/woocommerce). Must have a visual product customizer. Meaning that a cu...

...company looking for a skilled Power Apps & SharePoint professional to create an app to help manage AV technician tasks (jobs). The main focus here is a user-friendly and highly functional app and site that can streamline our internal processes and improve data management. This work entails: 1. Creation of a PowerApp to facilitate on-site job documentation workflow. That includes: job list, documentation, photo, text, equipment, barcode, time tracking, costs, notes, client's sign-off, task history, attachments, etc. 2. SharePoint data repository 3. SharePoint site to create projects, assign and manage tasks, monitor progress, manage permissions (many clients, many projects, many locations, many technitians scenario) 4. Automation for mainten...

My project involves removing a person from a photo and substitivng that figure with more of the fountain that is in the background of the same image. Here are key details: -The photo is in HEIC format. -The person should be entirely replaced in the image, not just removed. -Replace the person with a continuation of the fountain already present in the picture's background. The ideal freelancer for this project would be proficient in photo manipulation and editing, with specific experience in manipulating HEIC file formats. A strong sense of aesthetics and detail is crucial to ensure that the inserted fountain looks as natural as possible in the final product. First photo is the one I would like to be edited to remove the man on the right. S...

I'm looking for a skilled music director who can create a heart-touching Indian love failure song. The song should be a blend of: - Indian musical elements - Reflective mood - Traditional Indian music I'm particularly interested in exploring the traditional Indian musical landscape in a contemporary context. The song should evoke deep emotions and resonate with listeners who have experienced heartbreak. Key Skills: - Strong background in Indian music and its traditional elements - Proficiency in songwriting, especially in the theme of love failure - Ability to create a reflective mood through music Experience in composing and producing similar songs will be a big plus. Looking forward to collaborating wit...

... I'm looking to hire a skilled music producer to merge two songs I have, creating a seamless transition. The desired outcome is a final product that smoothly flows from one song to another, maintaining the integrity and flow of each. Key Responsibilities: - Merging two songs into one cohesive MP3 file - Achieving a seamless transition without disrupting the original tracks Ideal Candidate: - Extensive experience in audio editing, particularly song merging - Proficient in relevant music production software - Creates high-quality MP3 formats - Strong attention to detail to maintain the integrity of the original songs - Evidence of previous similar work would be a significant advantage Please note, there's no need to emphasize ...

I'm looking to create an appealing short video commercial for our English Summer School that will be shared across social media. The aim of this video is to increase enrollment and, while doing so, provide some information on the specific attributes of each of our five branches. The successful freelancer should ideally have: - Proven expertise in creating compelling live-action video content suitable for social media - Excellent storytelling skills and the ability to differentiate between the general and specific content provided for each branch - A high degree of adaptability to utilize the provided assets and similar video samples The video should be approximately 8 to 9 frames long; assets, including sample videos, will be provided to aid your creati...

I'm in need of an experienced professional who can rig my 3D models and adjust some details in need (like texture, number of triangles...) for a game called Zepeto. The price will be 4$ for each model (price is negotiable). Key requirements include: - Expertise in rigging 3D models using Blender If you have a deep understanding of these areas, I'd be happy to discuss the project further with you.

We need a t shirt designed for our Band The Moonshine Fridays and our new single, 'There's a way she's walking'. We will also be using the design for posters and social media posts. The details are as follows: 1. The name of the band is The Moonshine Fridays 2. The name of the song is There's a way she's walking 3. The design needs to contain a woman in boots walking (See example of pictures in attached files 4. The design also needs to contain the band's logo (See attached file)

I'm seeking a talented DJ/audio engineer who can remix and transform four audio clips into a 2-5 minute piece of high-quality sound. The project involves: - Improving voice clarity and power: The original voice is a bit unclear, and I need it to be more distinct and commanding. - Adding a unique touch: I'm looking for someone who can bring their own creativity and uniqueness to the project, creating something magical out of the existing material. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proven experience in audio editing, mixing, and mastering, particularly with voice enhancement. - A creative and innovative approach to audio production. - The ability to work with various audio genres and styles to create a cohesive and engaging final p...

I'm seeking a skilled screenplay writer to create a thrilling and engaging script for a 10-episode TV series that will appeal to an adult audience. This project is a crossover between two iconic Marvel characters, Ghost Rider and Spider-Man, and thus requires a deep understanding of their stories. Key Requirements: - Target Audience: The aim is to create a screenplay that is particularly captivating for adults. The story should be intricate and mature, while still retaining the essence of the original comic book characters. - Tone: The screenplay should have a dark and gritty tone to match the themes of the Ghost Rider character and the general atmosphere of the Marvel universe. It should be crafted in a way...

I'm seeking a talented screenplay writer to craft a 3-hour movie script for an action-packed and thrilling adaptation of the popular video game "Mega Man". Ideally, I'm looking for a script that retains the core essence of the game but is open to some creative liberties. Key Requirements: - Create an engaging, 3-hour screenplay - Include intense action sequences, heroic battles against bosses, and characters with special abilities - Maintain the action-packed and thrilling tone throughout - Stay moderately close to the original video game storyline, while allowing for some creative freedom Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in scriptwriting, particularly for action-based movies - Strong un...

I'm looking for a skilled professional that can generate an AI-powered Classic Hip-Hop rap song based on a rap I've written and my voice. The song I would like to be AI-generated should be between 3 and 5 minutes in length. Key Requirements: - The freelancer should be capable of using AI tools to transform my voice into a captivating Classic Hip-Hop rap song. - The final output should maintain the essence of the original rap I've written while being in line with Classic Hip-Hop style. - I will provide the background music for the rap song. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in using AI for music production - Strong understanding of Classic Hip-Hop music style - Excellent audio editing sk...

I'm seeking a skilled freelancer who can revamp my website with same content (text & images) with Elementor. Key Tasks: • Efficient use of the Elementor tool to integrate e-commerce features into the existing design. • Ensure smooth navigation and user-friendliness for the added e-commerce elements. • Maintain the site's responsiveness and speed amidst the changes. • Properly test the implemented features to assure a seamless user experience. Happy bidding!!! =) Thank you!

**NO OR LIMITED EXPERIENCE IS OK - FEEL FREE TO APPLY. DO NOT USE GENERIC BID TEXT (NO COPY PASTING)*** Role is perfect for motivated and learning individuals who are eager for feedback and want to grow skills. Duration is 30 days internship. Those who surpass expectations will receive a serious offer to stay on team with better compensation. Sample tasks and responsibilities include, and are NOT limited to: 1. Research key topics or areas of interest and presenting options for the next steps. -> googling 2. Executing next steps and promptly executing action items from discussions. -> take instructions and act fast 3. Propose options from research as requested -> more googling 4. Be able to advise proactively on details including step by step d...

I'm searching for an outstanding social media marketer who can focus on Facebook and Instagram for a lead generation campaign. Your main objective should be: - Generate leads I’d appreciate it if you have: - Demonstrated ability in creating effective social media strategies - Experience managing successful lead generation campaigns on Facebook and Instagram - Knowledge of how to target and engage the 26-35 age group If you have the right skills and experience, I would be happy to discuss the project further.

A one time project to design a three part billet aluminium swingarm for a 2007 Triumph Bonneville. Ideally designer will have some experience in designing parts in the automotive field or an area when stress/strength etc are a safety factor. This will be the largest part I will have had designed and made for my motorbike. Attached are photos of some of the previous smaller parts we made, along with a bunch of photos of inspirational swingarm designs. Sadly my previous designer is away due illness and I would like to progress with the project ASAP. So far the current swingarm for the bike is welded and steel and has been 3D scanned and important planes and parts put into a 3D model. Ideally designer would have experience in...

Hi Saira Arif M., as discussed this involves configuring Nginx on an AWS EC2 instance to properly serve a frontend React app under a custom domain while addressing SSL issues. Nginx configuration files need to be set up to ensure seamless access to the React site via the specified domain, resolving any SSL-related issues to ensure secure connections. my price is 10$ and I have one conditions: If you are happy we can do it right now

I need a desktop software designed to help me collate and manage Bible verses from the New King James Version (NKJV). Collation of 500 Most Popular Bible Verses We are developing a spreadsheet-based database of the 500 most popular New King James Version (NKJV) Bible verses and collation (into Excel or Google Sheets). The output must be in the NKJV and adhere to a strict protocol - The quotation - Source in a specified format (e.g. 2 Kings 3:2-5 - Maximum 55 words Extensive source material is available online, and we encourage the use of existing source material, with the primary emphasis on the collation/assembly into the required format. We are happy to answer relevant questions for clarification. Ideal Skills: - Native English - Familiarit...

We are developing a spreadsheet-based database of the most popular English quotations (or English translations), and are looking for a researcher with native English language skills who can identify and collate (into Excel or Google Sheets) the following requirements, providing the quotation, the author, and the source document (if available): - 1,000 most popular quotations from literature (prose and poetry), excluding Bible quotations and the works of William Shakespeare - 500 additional most popular English language quotations in addition to the above (from non-literary sources - 200 of William Shakespeare’s most popular quotations Maximum length of each quotation is 55 words. Extensive source material is available online, and we encourage the use of existi...

I'm looking for a talented event photographer to capture moments at my daughter's upcoming birthday party. The ideal candidate should have experience in event photography and be able to deliver the final photos in digital format. Key Requirements: - Must be proficient in event photography - Able to cover the entire event, including the cake cutting ceremony - Good with capturing candid moments of guests and family It's important for the photographer to have a keen eye for detail and an ability to make everyone feel comfortable in front of the camera. This role would suit a friendly and professional individual who can blend into the event while capturing the most memorable moments.

MY FACE...URL: (please don’t email me direct) I have set up my Facebook campaign demographics and happy with this. But I now want to add the fb pixel to my website to track users who visit my ‘thank you’ page which shows up automatically after an application form is submitted via jotform. The main objective of my website and fb campaign is to get more people to fill out the form here: Please quote for the following work. 1. Set up appropriate fb pixel on my website. 2. Advise on better more affective add creative 3. Any other changes to improve objective Please only contact me with a quote if you have read this in full and confirm that you fully understand my requirements. Thank you.

NERC Holidays Insertion Directions I am creating a excel sheet for electricity pricing research. There are typical days and there are holidays for which the typical load (demand) shape gets distorted. As a preliminary step in this project, I need to identify all of the holidays that occurred from January 1, 2006 until present. The recognized holidays for the US electricity markets are called “NERC holidays,” which is the abbreviation for the North American Electric Reliability Corporation. The six recognized NERC holidays are New Year’s Day Memorial Day (last Monday in May) Independence Day (always July 4) Labor Day (first Monday in September) Thanksgiving Day (the fourth Thursday in November) Christmas Day (always December 25...

We are looking for a reliable, dedicated and knowledgeable VA on a long term basis. Our company operates within cryptocurrency and finance, making it highly beneficial that the selected VA has a strong understanding of this field. As a VA, you will play a pivotal role in managing various tasks associated with our crypto-related platforms, including a YouTube channel, social media accounts, a blog, and a Telegram community. Key Responsibilities: Research and Summarization: Conduct research on new crypto products, trading companies, and product features. Summarize findings in visually appealing Excel sheets or Designs or reports for easy comprehension. Partnership Outreach: Reseacrch & Contact potential partner p...

I'm looking for a talented designer to create an eye-catching feature wall for our children's birthday party venue that's perfect for Instagram posts. Key Requirements: - Bright and Vibrant Design: The wall should be designed in bright and vibrant colors to attract both kids and parents. - LED Lighting: The addition of LED lighting will make it stand out and create a fun and lively atmosphere. - Wallpaper: Incorporating wallpaper will add texture and depth to the wall. - LED Balloons: I'd like to include LED balloons to add an extra element of fun and excitement. - 'Happy Birthday' Text: The wall should also incorporate this text in a creative way. Theme: - The wall design should reflect a...

...role We are looking for a focused, driven Amazon Account Manager. The ideal candidate stays on top of Amazon’s marketing trends, has experience with Amazon listings (including flat file expertise), product research and Amazon software tools. You will be required to manage key client accounts, upload new content on Amazon listings, work with design, sales and other Lezzat team members to complete client projects. Please add the word AMZ Lezzat at the beginning of your cover letter so we know you have read this. Core responsibilities • Uploading listings to Clients Amazon Seller or Vendor Central accounts • Uploading new content the team provides on to seller central or vendor central of the client account • Doing regular checks on our Amazon Seller Cen...

Hello. I need an animated video to put audio over. In short, the video must be around 3 minutes and a little man (or a family) moves between several institutions of the state such as the primary school, the school, the market, the secondary school. Next to the respective building, zoom in and specify details related to the utility of the respective building. Thank you

...objective of this task is to create hyper-realistic 3D renders to enhance a training video series. The rendered imagery will be integrated within the video series to provide visual aid and explain complex concepts. Project Specs: I'm creating a training video series for a construction company. At this stage, we are concentrating on the Earthworks and Concrete Stages of Building A Shed - which the client plans to use as onboarding training videos. I already have the video footage of the team carrying out the tasks, but I'm wanting to add some nice looking renders of the plans, which give a top down and front on view of site that aren't just black and white drawings. I've attached some examples of what I'm looking for...

Hi Danish, As discussed in the chatbox of Project ID: 37809256, this project is to continue ‘The Work’ per the attached MoU dated 2023-11-17, which notes the anticipated services from you, the Social Media Account Manager and Marketer. Please read through the MoU again, and if you are happy with everything in the MoU, accept this project ASAP. Once accepted, we will create the milestone ($60/m) so you can continue working. An advertising budget ($30/m) will be allocated from next month. Thanks.

I'm seeking a designer to create a stylish/modern, text-based logo for my beard butter brand. I also would like if a picture of a man with a beard is part of the logo or the two initials of the name BB. I would like the man to look more like a minority black Hispanic looking. The name of the company is Bearded Bully. Our slogan is My Beard Is Bigger Than Yours. I want both the name and slogan on the logo. The chosen logo will find use across various platforms including product packaging, website, and social media profiles. I am open to anything as long as it looks good. Appreciate you guys submitting your ideas. Skills & Experience: - Proficient in logo design - Good sense of typography - Ability to create visually a...

Hi I need the logo for "Elite Dojo" to work with a black background and a white background. Feel free to be creative and change the existing design! IMPORTANT: Please keep the black, white, and light blue colors. Please remove the square in the back. If you can change the man with the belt that would be great. We don't like the current hands of the man. This is the logo for a Japanese martial arts dojo. Thank you!!

I'm searching for a talented DJ or music producer to combine elements from two songs and create a unique mellow remix. This project requires: - Emphasis on both lyrics and beats from each song. Your creativity in meshing these elements together is crucial. - The overall mood of the remix should be mellow. It is essential that the remix should not be too fast-paced or energetic. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in using music production software - Knowledge in music theory - Experience in remixing and blending songs. Your creativity and interpretation of the two songs will make this project a success. Looking forward to hearing your unique spin on these tracks.

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...qualified appointment you set. --- We have a high demand for at least 10~18 appointments weekly, and we have multiple areas we can assign you based on your results. So, you can easily earn $750 weekly if you provide quality appointments. --- We are looking for a long-term partnership. We have demand for multiple locations in the US, Canada, and Australia. --- You need to have your own dialer and leads (We have ppl working with us using Google Maps and --- Qualification criteria --- A business with the REAL possibility of becoming our client: NOT pushing appointments, NOT people just looking to compare prices, NOT people happy with their current services. They need to provide a reason on the call why they want the appointment...

Dear artists, We need a "custom made" logo/brand identity design for a new magazine we are going to publish soon. The name of the magazine is "The Tire Magazine". The content of this magazine is giving info about the tire, wheel and also car industry worldwide. We are NOT going to seal the contest. DO NOT USE copyrighted or any other limited-right material which might put us into legal trouble because we are going to copyright the contest winner design. If you do, or if any other designer warn us that the posted artwork is not unique and we find out that its true, you and all your posted designs will be immediately disqualified. We might extend the contest after the deadline if we are not 100% happy with the current posted designs. Lets s...

I'm seeking a professional video editor to create a montage of Fortnite gameplay, who’s experienced with using DaVinci Resolve OR AE. The core requirement is to showcase my clips with a captivating and cinematic style. For this project: Ideal skills needed: •sync it perfectly with the song •add Song of my choice •add really cool video effects like (Twixtor, Glow, Shake, Flicker, Impacts and much more.) •add transitions. •add some nice color correction to make it look better. •add SFX like(bass woosh. muffle,buildups and much more.) •will render in 1080p or 1440p. Motion graphics, Sound design & mixing & color grading. I have very specific ideas for my montages, I can break it all d...

We are a Real Estate Photography company based out of the United States, in the state of Minnesota, that has operated in the industry for over a decade. We are looking to put together a team of 4-6 Photo Editors to process a total of 350-600 photos per day. We want to create long term, lasting relationships with our editors. We are looking for both Full Time and Part Time editors in ongoing contract positions. Editors would be paid 40 cents (USD) per image, and can expect an average of about 100 images per day. However, we understand that you may not be able to commit to 100 images per day at the start, and would be willing to provide part-time work to the right individuals. The work would be very consistent. Editors can expect to work Tuesday...

Want to gain experience of building a website while making a meaningful, measurable positive impact? I am looking for a knowledgable website builder/design volunteer to help me launch a website for my social impact business. Individual will need to work beyond scope of templates, and know how to create a website that compiles and lists information from many sources into a database that is searchable by many criteria, and that can be updated frequently with new data. Think a smaller but for social impact :) Due to the nature of the business, I cannot offer payment at this time, so this individual must be happy to volunteer for the experience and portfolio building. I am keen to get started, and have a...

In need of a cartoon-style artist adept in visual storytelling for the cover art of my song "Point Of View". The design must encompass: - Two faces, representing a young person and an older person, subtly imbued with a serious and thoughtful expression. - The main elements to include are a pencil and a set of eyes. - Implement a bright and colorful color scheme. Ideal candidates should exhibit proficiency in creating cartoons with depth, able to convey emotive facial expressions while ensuring the youthful vibrancy of the art isn't compromised. Previous experience in album or song cover art design will be highly regarded. one other thing the young kid should be looking down from Heaven(The sky)

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I am in need of a skilled video editor to create engaging and eye-catching video content for my social media platforms. The videos should range between 1 to 3 minutes in length and should have advanced effects and transitions. ****Basically i will provide an Audio song and you have to make an lyrical youtube video for it*** Key Responsibilities: - Edit videos with advanced effects and transitions to make them visually appealing - Ensure the video length is between 1 to 3 minutes - Create videos that are suitable for social media content Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in video editing with advanced effects and transitions - Understanding of social media content and its style - Ability to deliver high-quality work in a timely man...

I'm seeking a talented designer to create a collection of classical and elegant birthday cards intended for the young adult demographic. These should not be minimalist, but instead use traditional aesthetics with a mature and graceful charm. Key requirements: - Proficient in using design software such as Adobe Illustrator - Proven experience in traditional graphic design - Understanding of young adults' interests and taste Appreciated assets: - Previous experience in designing greeting cards - Ability to deliver all designs within a reasonable timeframe. Let's create memorable, unique birthday cards that will make any young adult's special day feel even more extraordinary!

-DATING and SOCIAL NETWORK WEBSITES , I'm looking for a highly skilled and React.js developer who can expertly handle complex application development. Your responsibilities will include: - Frontend development: creating robust and efficient codes that will drive our web application. - User authentication: implementing secure protocols for signing in and maintaining user sessions. - Advanced UI components: building sophisticated UI features that dovetail effectively with user actions and responses. - Real-time data synchronization: making sure our user's data synchronizes in real time, ensuring a seamless user experience across devices. - Seamless integration with various third-party APIs, crucial for expansive functionality Ideal candidates...

I need a skilled .Net MAUI developer to assist me with my existing project. The main tasks for this project include: - Fixing bugs: The project is currently experiencing some issues which are negatively affecting the user experience. The specific bugs are not provided in this brief, but I can share details during our discussion. - App Publishing: Once the bugs are resolved, you will be responsible for publishing the updated version of the app to both Android and iOS stores. - Delivery of the final source code and making sure it is running on our machine. The ideal freelancer for this project should: - Have a proven track record in debugging and resolving issues in .Net MAUI projects. - Be proficient in the publishing process for both Android...

I am in need of a talented musician who can create a jazzy backtrack for my song, as soon as possible. Having expertise in the following instrumental elements will be immensely helpful for this project: It’s only gonna be 1:50 seconds long I need 1 verse then chorus second verse chorus interlude then verse 3 that’s all - Drums - Piano - Bass - Harp - Guitar Your understanding of jazz and its unique rhythm and harmony is crucial. I am looking forward to hearing your version of my song that encapsulates the essence of jazz, while also incorporating these instrumentals flawlessly. Time sensitivity is key as I require this promptly. If you like a challenge and have the skills outlined, then this project is for you. I stil...