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I'm in need of an AutoCAD expert to help me create some basic architectural drawings. The level of detail required is simple - I need the fundamental layout and structure of a building illustrated. Key Responsibilities: - Create clear, concise architectural drawings using AutoCAD. - Ensure the drawings accurately reflect the basic layout and structure of the building. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in AutoCAD. - Experience in creating architectural drawings is ideal. - Strong attention to detail. - Ability to work efficiently and meet deadlines.

I'm looking for a skilled Sketchup professional to create several 3D models of testing machines by this company You can see the shapes are blocky and reasonably easy to draw. It doesn't need to be very detailed. Drawings with dimensions will be provided, as some machines are customized and have different dimensions (but same shape). If successful, we will follow with more work to do the interior design of our new lab using the aforementioned machines. Requirements: - Interior Design Modeling experience - Level of Detailing: I'm looking for moderate detail with some basic textures, giving a realistic feel to the model. - Experience: Prior experience in interior design modeling is a must - Communication: A clear and open line of communication

I require a 3D diagram based on a structural floor plan for a metal work project. This diagram will be used for construction planning, so it needs to be detailed and accurate, reflecting the specific requirements outlined in the provided drawing. Key requirements include: - 3D visualization of the structural layout - Conversion of the floor plan to a 3D model - Inclusion of basic labels and dimensions The final output is expected in SKP format, for easy integration with our existing systems. Ideal candidates for this project should have experience in: - 3D modeling, specifically for construction planning - Proficiency with SketchUp - Ability to translate 2D drawings to 3D models with accuracy - Familiarity with metal work projects would be an ...

I am looking for a talented graphic designer to help me create some cool and funny T-shirts for my brand targeting professionals in the IT industry. You don't need to know code, but understanding some tech humor will be helpful! Key Responsibilities: - Translate my ideas into visually appealing and humorous designs for T-shirts - Create innovative and quirky designs with an insider IT perspective - Collaborate with me to ensure that the designs appeal to our target audience and align with our brand image Experience & Skills: - Proven experience in graphic design and expertise on design software and technologies. (Only Basic understanding of IT) - Strong aesthetic skills with the ability to combine various colors, fonts, and layouts - Understanding...

...and minimalist wine label for my brand. "Clan McCauley Gin" Slogan: "Clan McCauley Gin: Crafted with heritage, enjoyed with friends." Logo: Design a logo that reflects the clan theme. You could incorporate imagery like a tartan pattern, a crest, or a stylized image of a family gathering. Bottle Design: Choose a bottle design that reflects the premium nature of the gin. A classic, heavy glass bottle with a simple label can be very effective. Bottle design for "The McCauley Cuvée" wine: Label Design: Since "Cuvée" implies a special blend, you could design a label that highlights this. Perhaps incorporate a blend ratio or mention the specific grapes used. Color Scheme: Consider using color...

I need to have the design of a face mask made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it and put it on my face, the eyes should be in place of real eyes, the smile should be in place of real smile i.e. the proportions of the final image should match accordingly. The resolution should be at least 2160x3840. Also check other reference images. The mask should be a standard size that fits most people comfortably. Don't give me a random quote, give me a real quote.

I'm seeking a talented illustrator who specializes in Greek mythology drawings for commercial purposes. You will create mythology-based line illustrations, representing approximately 10 or more unique Greek mythology characters or stories. Your responsibilities include: - Creating intricately drawn, visually engaging, and accurate depictions of various Greek mythology characters and tales. - Implementing the design in such a manner that it appealingly appeals to commercial interests and applications. Ideal skills and qualifications: - Strong creative illustration skills. - Proven experience in delivering quality line drawings - Solid knowledge and understanding of Greek mythology - Ability to work within timelines Looking forward to distinctive and inspiring r...

... - Comprehensive Views: I require detailed renderings of the front and rear elevations, as well as a bird's-eye view of the entire property. - Additional Drawings: I also need high-quality floorplans and a plot plan to accurately represent the property. Ideal Skills: - Strong Proficiency in architectural design and modern styles - Experience in creating luxury home designs - Proficient in rendering software for detailed and realistic 3D images - Attention to detail and the ability to translate aerial photos into accurate renderings - Strong communication skills to understand and interpret my vision for the property I'm looking for a freelancer who can bring creativity and precision to this project, ensuring the final renderings are both visuall...

I want to present my boyfriend and his best friend who are turning 40 together with a laugh by merging their faces into the iconic film poster for "Stepbrothers." I'm looking to replace the faces of Brennan Huff and Dale Doback in the poster with my friends' faces. The date should be June 8th 2024 and change Will Ferris name to Brent Svendsen and Jim O’riley to Russ Schulhauser. Must be able to have this sized up enough to print as a poster. For this project, I will provide high-quality photos of my friends that will need to be edited to match the tone and style of the poster to ensure the final product looks as realistic as possible. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Adobe Photoshop or similar photo editing software - Previous experie...

I am looking for the best movie/ Tv show editor, I need someone that knows about movies, especially old classics like MacGyver, cheers, The A-team, and police academy. You MUST KNOW KNOW ABOUT MOVIES AND TV SHOWS AND MUST BE ABLE TO choose VERY ENGAGING AND FUNNY MOVIE CLIPS. Only Apply if you can make videos like this, ) You will also be asked to provide 2 min sample of a given topic to make sure we are hiring the right person.

I am in need of a talented comic artist who specializes in Cartoons or Manga style, for a serious tonal project that I have in mind. • STYLE: You should have excellent expertise in Manga art and be able to reflect the serious tone of the comic in your drawings. Previous work in this style is a must. • SCOPE: The comic will span more than 20 panels/pages. Therefore, your ability to maintain consistency in art through a large body of work will be ideal. • TONE: The entire story is somber and serious in nature. Therefore, your ability to convey deep emotions and intricate plots through art will be appreciated. This project requires dedication and a passion for Manga art. So, if you have the ideal skill set and experience, do reach out.

I am currently in need of an experienced architect who ...experienced architect who specializes in commercial architectural design and construction document preparation. The perfect candidate for this project should be someone with: - Exceptional skills in architectural design, specifically for small-scale commercial projects (less than 5,000 sq.ft.) - Expertise in preparing detailed construction documents, including drawings, specifications, and contracts. - A proven track record of successful small commercial architectural projects would be a huge advantage Your input will be instrumental in generating compelling designs that make optimal use of space as well as preparing comprehensive construction documents for the build. Looking forward to your applic...

Haver a 49 ...STUDCO systems Need exact quantities and length specific, for a 75mm with 76mm channel Detailing in depth design of all fixtures , noggings and lengths required I'm looking for a skilled steel quantity surveyor to help me with my project. Here are the specifics: - Perform quantity take-offs: I need a detailed list of quantities pertaining to the steel involved in the project. - Compose 2D Drawings: These should be detailed and to scale, reflecting the exact quantities calculated. Ideal Skills: - Proficient in quantity surveying software - Excellent understanding of steel construction - Ability to create detailed 2D drawings - Experience with projects similar to this The deliverables are: - Detailed quantities and 2D drawings i...

I am seeking a proficient Revit and AUTOCAD user to create detailed structural plans. As a structural engineer, I have already completed all necessary calculations. Therefore, no additional computations are required for this project. The primary task will be to draw the plans according to my specifications. Please note that this project solely involves drafting; all engineering aspects have been addressed. The successful candidate should have a strong understanding of Revit and be able to produce detailed, accurate plans based on the information provided. Looking forward to working with you. Thank you.

House plans to be completed. Mark ups provided in 2 stages. DWG provided. You need to have experience in completing drawings for building approval. This job may need revisions once submitted for building permit. After revisions the job will be complete. Mark ups need to be reflected on entire set of plans (10 sheets in all) We will need to have at least one phone call to clarify the job.

I'm seeking a talented Photoshop artist to skillfully edit a image of me into a photo of my friends' party. Here are the specifics: - Background: The photo taken at my friends' party. - Position: I would like to be added in a relaxed, casual way next to my friends. - Mood: Convey an overall feel of joy and energy. Potential freelancers should have proficient Photoshop skills, excellent understanding of lighting, depth, and angles to make the edit look as real as possible, along with a high degree of creativity. Previous experience with similar photoshop projects preferred.

...up with "Would You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age and sensibilities. We can disc...

I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilarious and eye-catching face swaps. This project aims to craft laughs and shared amusement, so consider this when swapping the faces on the provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo with the specific ones I've chosen for a funny effect. Delicate discretion is required to ensure the overall balance of the image isn't disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Understanding of lighting...

I need an AutoCAD expert to help me make some modifications to existing DWG drawings. - The main task is to flip and rotate the drawings so that the garage is on the right side. - The title blocks also need an update to complete the modifications. Additionally, the foundation sheet must reflect a 3-course stem wall with footer. Ideal skills: - Proficiency in AutoCAD - Experience with architectural drawings - Ability to update title blocks - Attention to detail for flipping and rotating drawings - Ability to accurately reflect a 3-course stem wall with footer on the foundation sheet

I am looking for a designer skilled in creating cartoony and kid-friendly designs that would captivate the imagination of a 6 year olds. This project merges three themes: a birthday celebration, an army theme, and cartoon character illustrations of birthday boy and friends Key Deliverables: - Embracing these themes, create fun, unique, and creative invitation implying an exciting adventure. - use exisiting backdrop and create 3 army characters one based on a real person and 2 others partly imagined - Customize the design to include the birthday boy/girl's name and age and birthday party details - include one black and white colouring page based on the invitation Ideal Experience: - children Graphic design - Character illustration - Experience in designing materials...

Cleanup of Architectural and Structural Drawings with PE Stamp based off of scope in google drive link

...can help me with 2D drafting and design, as well as creating technical drawings and blueprints. Key Tasks: - 2D Drafting and Design: This will involve creating detailed 2D drawings that adhere to architectural standards. It's essential that the freelancer has prior experience in architectural drawing. - Technical Drawings and Blueprints: The project also includes creating detailed blueprints and technical drawings, which will include features such as electrical wiring and furniture placement. This project would particularly suit a freelancer with the following skills: - Proficient in AutoCAD: The ideal candidate is highly skilled and experienced with AutoCAD, capable of generating complex, accurate technical drawings and blueprints. - Understan...

I am looking for a skilled Autocad professional to create detailed interior design drawings for my project. I already have existing plans and measurements that need to be incorporated into the drawings. The drawings should be highly detailed with annotations to ensure accuracy. The ideal candidate should have experience in interior design and Autocad.

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I am looking for a highly skilled Django developer who can help me build a social networking site with a focus on user engagement, similar to Facebook. The site will have the following main features: - User Registration and Login: The registration and login process should be seamless. Users should be able to register using their email and a password. - News Feed: The news feed should display posts primarily from the user's friends. This is a crucial feature for the site, and it should be designed to encourage user engagement and interaction. - Messaging System: The site should have a robust messaging system that allows users to communicate with each other privately. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Django: I need someone who is well-versed in Djan...

...packaging design for my snack business which is introducing a retro version of the traditional Indian(South Asian) & Middle Eastern snack Samosa in multiple cuisines and flavors, targeted at young adults, especially working professionals and College going population which orders a lot of food via delivery apps and also loves snacking. The Geography I am targeting is North America. The design should ideally: - Appeal to the target population and gives them a feel of sophistication but at a reasonable price. Working professionals should be able to order this for office parties and make the snack stand out because of the packaging. This should be a go-to gift for a party or a pot luck or a festival get-together. - Embody a modern and sophisticated design aesthetic...

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I'm looking to get architectural drawings stamped for a renovation project of a 150 year old timber frame barn. The drawings we're approved by the building department and work commenced. The inspector has now decided that he wants a structural engineer to review the project before it can move forward. I am looking for a structural engineer licensed in NY state to review the project, offer changes if needed, and stamp the drawings. A swift turnaround time is appreciated. Thank you.

I'm looking for a web development expert with proficiency in PHP, Laravel, and HTML to help me make some updates on my current website. Key Responsibilities: - Implementing the changes I need on the website. - Ensuring the website maintains its functionality and performance after the changes.

I'm looking for fresh candidates who are enthusiastic about architectural drawing. No prior experience is necessary as I'll provide you with all the necessary training and guidance. Skills and Experience: - No prior experience needed - Familiarity with AutoCAD is a big plus, but not mandatory - Strong passion for architectural drafting - Willingness to learn and grow in the field Roles and Responsibilities: - Create architectural drawings using AutoCAD - Follow my guidance and instructions for the project - Be open to feedback and willing to make necessary revisions If you're interested in starting your journey in architectural drafting and are looking for a hands-on learning experience, this opportunity is perfect for you.

I am looking to sell copies of my realistic style drawings and I am targeting the general public. Key Responsibilities: - The successful freelancer will be responsible for strategizing efficient methods to promote and sell these artworks, maximizing visibility and sales. Ideal Skills and Experience: - The individual should have prior experience in sales & marketing, particularly in the art industry. - Deep knowledge and understanding of different platforms to reach out to the general public for art sales. - Proven track record of successful sales strategies implementation. - Exceptional communication skills. The aim is to not just generate sales but also to create a brand that avid art lovers can resonate with. It requires an individual who can understand ...

Hi gkhaus. Actually you won the photo edit Contest I recently ran. I loved your work and would like to create quite a few more interesting pictures for friends. (I have at least 6 images in mind.) The first one would be positioning this friend on some out in Space planet with say volcanic or planet forming activity in the background. Can we change the concrete ball to look like the moon? Can we also incorporate his black dog in the picture?

Ponderosa Pine Family Residence. Complete Architectural Drawings and Structural Drawings with PE Stamp based off of scope in link below 1rj_M25mjO1H09jVsO3NNUHZ169hpl5B6Zc/edit

I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

Please note: this is for a travel vlog. The name is # Not Dead Yet. Please look at the images I posted. The 2 hand drawings are a rough sketch of my idea that I would like professionaized. Read my notes on the one open some. I like the logos with no borders, i like the bright colors and font of the lost island image. There should be no actual word lost island. Just the tiki style font and color inspiration. the other images are for no border inspiration. I DO NOT like borders.....thanks!

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable and highly shareable.

I'll provide you a link to one webpage where the HTML is available that I need to be made responsive across all devices. This means that the layout and content on the site should adjust automatically to the screen size of the device being used. Show me what yo...the site should adjust automatically to the screen size of the device being used. Show me what you did including the new CSS and I should be able to update more pages myself using what you did as a guide. I do not want anything to look much different on a computer/PC screen than it does now. Just make it also work on cellphones, tablets, etc. I'll test your work on the website and ask a few friends to test on their devices then pay you. But I may need more help later which I'll also pay you using Freelan...

I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create a unique shopping experience marketplace application. The application should be versatile and functional on both web and mobile (iOS/Android). Key Features: - The primary focus of the application is to provide seamless product search filter options & a unique and new way of shopping with AI ,AR Features etc. the interface should be user-friendly and efficient - The Application will have a dashboard for sellers, for buyers and for us - The whole idea is to create friends while shopping so the application will have a community section where three will be soon million of members active where everyone can communicate and make friendships Payment Integration: - The application must be able to ac...

I am seeking a skilled illustrator that specializes in drawing animals, specifically horses. In this particular job, your task will be to fix or complete the hind legs, w...anatomy: You should be familiar with horse anatomy and the structure of their hind legs and hooves, and be able to depict this accurately. - Specialization in animal and occasionally human drawings: You'll have experience drawing or painting horses from different angles, and human hands in some of the other jobs I've got. - Creativity: This isn’t a simple copy and paste job. I need unique and original work to fix the pieces I'd like altered. Please provide samples that demonstrate your ability to draw realistic, detailed horse images. The more relevant your portfolio, the more likely I am to...

I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and...animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while al...

Set Drawings for residential House Thailand in Reinforcement Concrete.

I'm seeking a skilled Python developer with exceptional capabilities in algorithms and data structures. Your primary task will be to develop an innovative solution for a Disjoint Union Set problem. Key Responsibilities: - Develop a new solution from scratch - Implement a Disjoint Union Set algorithm in Python - Ensure the algorithm is efficient and correct Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Python is a must - Deep understanding of algorithms and data structures, specifically Disjoint Union Set - Strong analytical and problem-solving skills I have a code already but npot working but i recommend u start from skratch here is the problem please read it, the problem is tricky As it is the best SHS course, the teacher allowed you to work in groups as big as you want....

I am looking for an artist to create 21 small pencil style black and white line drawings for a children’s adventure book called The Secret Treasure The illustrations should be based on taking up a third to half page to accompany the chapter number and chapter sub title e.g. chapter 1, a new life, chapter 2 exciting plans. Each small illustration should depict a scene from the up and coming chapter and include some background. 12-year old explorers displaying characteristics of curiosity. One specific scene to be illustrated is when the young explorers gather around to study a secret map. They each have small backpacks and would be standing on a small path in front of a rock face. There is no specific requirement regarding the interaction between the characters...

...seeking unique greetings for friends and relatives. The key advantage of our software is its ability to create personalized greetings for each recipient. As a Software Engineer, I am planning to rebuild the software to introduce a fresh, user-friendly interface. I have developed wireframes that outline the necessary functionality and approximate element locations. I am seeking a talented UI/UX designer to review and refine these wireframes in line with UX principles. The designer will also create an appealing and cohesive design for both the website (desktop and mobile) and the desktop application (Mac and Windows). Project Scope: - Design the main and pricing pages for the web (ensuring mobile friendliness). - Create intuitive and visually appealing...

...departure under false pretenses, his subsequent filing for divorce, and his depletion of our financial accounts. To add to our challenges, my mother recently had to hire a new attorney for $8,000 because her previous lawyer, who has already billed us over $12,000, failed to provide adequate legal support. This unexpected financial burden has left us in a precarious situation. Despite my best efforts to take care of my mother, manage the household, and look after our four dogs, we are struggling to make ends meet and are at risk of losing our home. In light of these circumstances, I am planning to create a GoFundMe campaign to raise the funds necessary to stabilize our situation and keep our heads above water. I would be extremely grateful for any assistance or ad...

I am looking for a skilled and experienced professional who can render detailed plans and elevations for my residential construction project. Your task will involve: - Preparing construction drawings that effectively communicate design intent. Your work should be easy to understand and facilitate the building process. - Providing comprehensive plans that can be used for obtaining necessary permits. Your understanding of local building codes and regulations will significantly contribute to the project's success. - Ensuring these detailed drawings can be used for accurate cost estimation. Your background in architectural design or civil engineering, coupled with proficiency in CAD software, will be extremely beneficial. Experience in resident...

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a fun and engaging website for my meme token. The website will be a PARODY of a popular Adult website. NO PORN, JUST FUNNY VIDEOS. Key Features: ** Refer ** - Require all functionalities as but with the theme of pornhub website. - Videos will be hosted on youtube with link to our website as per sample. - Other then mainpage with videos there will be 3-4 other pages with general meme token information like tokennomics, Presale (no web3- just a page), Socials, dexscreener chart, Contact us etc. - Require ability for admin to upload videos from time to time. - Ideally use a tech stack like react.js ,node.js so that future web3 developments can be incorporated. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in web development...

...with specific expertise in heat transfer, fluid dynamics, and thermodynamic cycle analysis to assist in the development of a revolutionary solar thermal engine patent prototype. Key Requirements: - Conducting in-depth thermodynamic cycle analysis for the solar thermal engine. - Designing the engine layout and key components to optimize its performance. - Understanding and managing the behaviors of steam vapor and condensate. - Proficiency in analyzing fluid flow, power, and pressure drop. - Knowledge of steam hammer and heat pipe behavior for this application. - Experience with developing engines within the 1-5 kW power output range is essential. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in CAD software, such as SolidWorks. - Experience with thermal/flow simulation softwar...

...cartoonish style animated GIFs for my marketing and promotional campaigns. Key Requirements: - Create funny and humorous, yet professional animated GIFs for my promotional and marketing needs. - The GIFs will be used across various platforms such as social media, email marketing campaigns, and website banners. So, they need to be versatile and engaging. - The desired style for these GIFs is 'Cartoonish'. Therefore, experience in creating such content or a strong portfolio in cartoon-style animation is highly desired. Your responsibilities will include: - Conceptualizing and storyboarding the GIFs. - Designing and animating the cartoonish GIFs in a way that is both entertaining and fits the marketing purposes. - Ensuring the final product is of hig...

I am looking for a skilled professional who can assist me in extending my existing detached garage from 20'x20' to 20'x40'. I am based in Lombard, and as such, require drawings that are suitable for submission to the Village of Lombard for permit approval. Key Requirements: - The primary focus of the drawings should be on the extension of the garage from 20'x20' to 20'x40'. - You will need to include an electrical layout in the drawings. - I am particularly interested in obtaining low-cost drawings that are still of high quality and acceptable to the authorities for permitting purposes. Your Expertise: - Proven experience in drafting and designing architectural drawings, particularly ...