Barney and barney jobs
An unrealistic animation of Barney the dinosaur asking a kid to get in a van the kid refusing and barney then pulling out a pistol and then shooting the kids gas tank which blows up the house and then barney driving away
For my logo i need a drawing of the picture that will be provided, and for the banner, make it have drawings of a camera, a pie that says pranks, words saying Johnny Barney, and the picture drawn like its holding the name.
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Hello there, I am opening a new doggy day car centre in the next 3 months. I need a website to go hand in hand with this opening. This will need to be created from scratch ...hand with this opening. This will need to be created from scratch with input from myself. I have seen some fantastic websites I would like to draw inspiration from these are: I love the idea of the cartoon dogs and would even love for one of these cartoons to be inspired from my dog (Barney the Bichon). I will need a website and once this is complete marketing material to match. Please drop me an email if you feel this project is for you. I look forward to hearing from you. Hayley
I need someone to recreate the attached flyer with a white background include the Rolls Royce, Worth Magazine, and Morgan Stanley Smith Barney logos and the same or very similar font for everything else. I also need it to be good enough quality that it can be blown up to a 6ft by 4ft image in high quality.
Read some one to review these 2 articles Barney, J. B. (1991). Firm resources and sustained competitive advantage. Journal of Management, 17(1), 99–120. (ProQuest Document ID: 215258436) Barney, J. B. (2001). Resource-based theories of competitive advantage: A ten-year retrospective on the resource-based view. Journal of Management, 27(6), 643–650. Retrieved from http://jom.sagepub.com.libproxy.edmc.edu/content/27/6/643.full.pdf+html And answer the following 2 questions Explain how resource-based competitive advantage drives globalization strategies for Fortune 500 firms. Why are application of project management principles critical to effective business operations? Following are the requirements for
Hello, I need to get all products from a couple of websites into a CSV file so that i can upload it into an ecommerce platform. You will find instructions on what to do as well as a .csv template to use at the following link and the two websites that i need all the information and images from are and many thanks. Barney
...has a page that needs editing. You will make the edits (pasted at the end of this description) and you will clean up the CSS created by the company that built that site. No, it wasn't my company, we don't produce garbage code like this. The page is Your bid MUST include your estimated timeframe and cost, and an example of CSS you have written. Go through the page and client request THOROUGHLY before bidding, please. To eliminate SPAM bids, please start your bid with the words "Bless You". Thank you, Bryan Client Request" 1) We need to create a new tab titled “Legacy Company Managers”. It should be positioned as the second tab. Please move Kevyn DeMartino and Jake Williams to the new legacy tab. U...
...we can't import our Bar-code and the Quantity on hand (QOH) into the system without also including the sku on the same line. This is a problem because we want to be able to scan the bar-codes and count inventory using an app for iPhone call "scan to spreadsheet". From what I have researched it looks like a we need custom Access query to help us with this. Please see the article I found of another user that faced the same problem we have. You will see the reply by Barney Stone at the bottom with a suggestion for a work around to the problem. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- update inventory using only Barcode and QOH? Printed from: Monsoon
...soldier (planetside 2) 8. Ross as Barney Calhoun (Half Life 2) 9. Cole as Aragorn (lord of the rings) scene starts with Robert e lee brandishing his sword while marching forward with a confederate army marching behind him. next scene European anarchist sitting on a throne in front of a large crowd anarchist has a ball cap on and a sweatshirt with the U.K. flag on it he also has a guy Fawkes mask on. next scene venue sovereignty soldier does a flip over a planetside 2 mech while emptying a clip from his plasma gun into the mechs face killing it when the soldier lands he lands on one knee like a runner just before a race. next scene barney Calhoun jumps from a roof of a bait house next to a dock with 2 boats he lands on a strider and...
...global image and wardrobe consulting service for both men and women. The Custom Project takes an innovative approach to building an individual's wardrobe and personal image through a four-step program. The TCP team will create a personalized plan to define the client's own signature style through the organization and selection of clothing, jewelry, and accessories. rnrnThe Custom Project's mission is to simplify your wardrobe to best suit your lifestyle while keeping a clear focus on the development of your own (personal) sense of style.rnrn rrnBIOrnrnJosé Ramón Reyes is the founder of The Custom Project. Prior to TCP, José Ramón was the founder and creative director of RÉYES, ...
Underwear that MUST compliment the Adonis Belt: - :// - Sexy, Bold and Sharp... something Barney Stinson from "How I Met Your Mother" would wear. (Always dresses nice that he even wears a "suit-jama" - - Basically -- an underwear that men can wear comfortably on a daily basis that also look really good on them (that will give them confidence to have sex with anyone on the spot if the situation arises). HUGE PLUS if their girlfriend can look great wearing the underwear too (maybe even with a necktie and a dress shirt).
...who can provide me with articles of very high quality. The length of the articles may vary from 200 words to 3000 words or more. You can choose which range you want to work on and depending on that, I will assign you the articles. The pay will be based on the quality of work. The minimum pay will be $1 for 400 words and once the articles submitted by you start getting accepted, this will immediately double and gradually increase. This project is open to both native and non-native writers. I will pay you only if the article is accepted. If not, you should be open to making the changes in the rejected article and resubmitting the same in case you want the payment for that article. Plagiarism of articles will be dealt with severely so don't ev...
I've recently purchased 12 91 x 61cm motivational posters and I'm looking to buy some cheap black poster frames, but I don't have time to scour the Internet. An example of how I intend to present the posters can be viewed at the following link: I do not really want to pay any more than £5 (GBP) per frame. I'm based in England (UK) and would expect free postage for such a large volume order or postage at £5 but < £9 I will still be prepared to pay, but only £20. I must be able to purchase these online, unless you specifically know somewhere in Manchester, UK that I can purchase it from. Please cc [The Administrator removed this message
Hi Pinky I'd like a cartoon graphic a bit like Charlie and Jake of the jpeg I sent through to feature the girl and her dog. No text, just the picture. Can I confirm that once I've paid, like Charlie and Jake I own the copyright to the picture you made for me?
...presentation which has 90 x 71 pixel thumbnails at the bottom and larger images in the main image area. The image names are listed in a file called See I want to make the large images clickable so that each large image is a hyperlink to another html / php gallery page. However for this exercise I want you to copy the above page to a sample test page on your own server with three sample images linking to three different web pages - for example , freelancer.com and I will provide you with a zip file of the files and folders you need to do the job. Please make the changes to this sample gallery only and provide me with exact details of how you achieved this as I need
...off--NO CUT AND PAST RESPONCES. I will delete you immediately. Secondly, if you want to be paid per word. This isn't for you. I have around 80 pages of content that need to be finished. This content is in the dating niche and are meant to be video scripts. Each price of content is around 1-2 pages. So basically, you can predict you will be creating around 40 pages. It's fair to say 75% of the work is already done for you. I am looking for something very specific..and i would like you to provide me sample of your work, even better. Ideally, i can send you a sample and you can show me what you can bring to the table. The content outline i am looking for must cover the basics. 1. The learning styles..why they need to learn the lesson they ar...
I need a PHP script to return a date range for me that will be used for a digital coupon. It needs to handle both English and Spanish. $startdate=""; //This assumes $startdate="20130201" or $startdate="" when today is March 1, 2013 $numberofdays=7; $language="E"; $result=GiveDateRange($startdate,$numberofdays,$language); $result returns: "Valid: Fri. Mar 1, 2013 - Fri. Mar 8, 2013" This script is not a big deal. I have given great specs below and examples to make it clear. $startdate=""; //Blank=today, otherwise format "yyyymmdd" $numberofdays=7; so endate is $startdate + $numberordays $language = "E" "S" "BE" "BS"; Which language "E&...
I'm after a logo design for SuitUpBros.com. The site will be related to the Barney Stinson character from the TV show 'How I Met Your Mother'. I don't have any specific colour scheme. There should be 2 final logo designs, one with and one without the ".com". I look forward to seeing your designs!
Ajout d'un thème au jeu de plateforme Barney disponible sur iOS iphone ipad et Mac. Lien Apple Store du jeu : Le jeu connait un engouement certain mais manque de nouveaux mondes. Voila pourquoi j'ai rapidement besoin d'un thème supplémentaire pour faire une upgrade sympa du jeu. Il s'agit d'un thème "City" plutôt de nuit, sur les toits des grattes ciels ou ruelles a la Mega man ou Bat man ou encore Amazing Spider man. Il me faudrait un background, plusieurs tiles afin de pouvoir composer les nouveaux levels ( j'ai développé un éditeur et je m'occupe de créer les levels ), un motif a mettre en parallaxe ainsi que d'une arme ou véhicule supplémentaire a l...
Hi there! I'm from a Metalcore band called Dakota Ruins, we're trying to break into the scene and have been gigging for the past year and a half. We currently have almost 3000 fans and would love it if you could help us reach our target market! If a little more money is required then that is also possible! Hope to hear from you soon! Barney
Dogmore Ltd is a dog day care, boarding kennels and dog training centre. At the moment we use Google calendar for booking. It looks like a long list of entries on any given day, with the dog's name and some abbreviations before the name, such as DC (Day Care), PU DO (Pick up and Drop off) etc, so a typical entry will look like PU DO Barney or DC Roxie. We have an excel spreadsheet that has a tab for each dog and calculates the total for the month for that dog. Every day the date needs to be entered on the correct tab for that dog so that the amount charged for that date would be added. At the end of the month the total figure for the specific dog would appear on the specific tab for the dog and that figure would be inserted on the invoice. The...
...fluffy toy/s the monkey (mascot) is something little kids even little older kids (sub 10) want to take home and play with; visualize the monkey/s on merchandize- t-shirts, caps, shopping bags; walls; on shampoo bottles (alternatively just the name in full or abbreviated); for branding purposes the name should be distinctive; while the focus is on kids the parents will also be serviced at the same salon. It's focussed on kids 0-14 (60%) but also catering to adults (40%).; reception area; workstations for kids in the form of chairs shaped like cars etc.; play-cutting area with Xbox/Wii for older kids (10-14); e.g. monitors at children's workstations to watch something (e.g. Teletubbies/Barney) while hair is being serviced; plasma tv's in adult sections; a co...
...century elite, the Gold Coast still reflects the wealth and prominence of those individuals today, but exudes a high energy, reflective of the area’s modern trendsetters. Real Estate in Chicago’s Gold Coast Rich with legacy, the Gold Coast’s luster hasn’t faded in the last century. Million dollar brownstones, embraced by wrought-iron fences, line Dearborn Street, Elm Street and Banks Street, while historic mansions, including the original Playboy mansion, grace North State Parkway and Astor Street. The Gold Coast is also home to towering, luxury condominiums overlooking Lake Michigan , including the Elysian, which was recently purchased by infamous real estate mogul Sam Zell...
...images you find anywhere! I will attach samples of what I am looking for. And if you have any questions please contact. I will pay 50% once half of invitations are made and other half once Work is complete I need a new logo for my wifes company NOVELTY WERX As for the iNVITATIONS So I need: 2 or 3 of each variations for Hello Kitty Selena Gomez Justin Bieber Pittsburg Peguins - Sidney Crosby (2) Washington Capitals - Alex Ovechkin (2) Chicago BlackHawks - patrick Kane and Johnathan Toews (2) Ny Rangers - Hendrik Lundqvist (2) Nfl-Dallas Cowboys BAtman Spiderman Mario and Luigi Thomas the train Angry Birds Disney Princess Winnie The pooh Spongebob Barney The Simpsons Tinkerbell Micky Mouse and Minnie Mouse Shrek Nasc...
Hi, I have an automated Wordpress blog creation site. My next step is to automate the creation of niche sites by allowing users to create a niche site b... Type in a few parameters (like you see in the "Creating A...." videos above), click a button and the automated script would create the blog for them by running the automated script I made 2 videos to better explain the process First video= 2nd video showing BackupBuddy steps. So I will supply you the script, and a backup blog zip. You will need to have your own hosting setup to create this on. Thanks, Barney
Hi, This is a quick and easy job if you know Wordpress. I have a bunch of themes which all have the same problem, they will not wrap the text around an image. For example in the blog post, you put a picture measuring 150px x 150px. Even though you tell the text to wrap, it all shows below the picture. What I want you to do is 1) Fix this problem on 3 different themes 2) Explain to me how to fix the problem on my other themes. If your bid is low enough, I may just hire you to fix the problems. If you are a Wordpress superstart, then I want to hear from you because I have a major automated wordpress site and I have a lot more work to do that requires writing plugins and automation. Thanks, Barney
Hello this is for the person who loves drawing and wants to teach kids how to draw. You have to be perfect in terms of drawing the characters. These characters can be of your choosing to some extent. However 35 of them must be known to the public and popular. They can be super hero or other characters. But please send me a list before hand. The remaining 15 can be of your own creation. Here are some samples of the detail I am looking for --- step by step: <> <> <
Looking for a cartoonist/3d animator that can create cartoon characters to be used for an early childhood learning startup DVD series. Think Sesame Street, Barney, Sponge Bob Square Pants, etc. All ownership to be transferred to me upon receipt of my full payment. Only serious inquiries please. If you respond to me with something that looks generic I will ignore your work. Make it personal.
...website design for a fellow photographer, using Phoca and K2. Previous experience required with Phoca and K2. Please also write a simple guide explaining uploading extra images and galleries, and setting up menus and new pages - to be written in good UK English (not US English). No bids from Islamic countries because of content. No bids from USA or US dependent territories because of 18USC2257 No bids from Cuba, North Korea or any sub-Saharan African country except South Africa No long lists of websites you claim to have designed. No generic bids. IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY I want the URLs of three published websites you have written using Joomla, Phoca and K2. I don't want four URL's, I don't want twenty. I w...
...a responsible LAMP (Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP) programmer who is looking for a long term full time a residual income. I have completed a bunch of working complete sites. PART of what you'll be doing is maintaining and improving these. (Message me if you want to know which) I need someone who is a great programmer, who can test their work, follows through, takes initiative, is responsible, and takes pride in their work. You'll also need to be able to wear many hats. You'll be making sure customers are well taken care of and receive great support. You'll be adding continuous new features to the site. You'll be finishing sites that are already started. You'll help build new sites from the gro...
...com, and more. Details below.... ## Deliverables Hi, I'm looking to setup a clone of US** I'm looking to use either Squid or TinyProxy. Please explain why you would choose one over the other. This allows people living outside the USA to access their favorite USA websites. This includes , , pandora,com, , and more. With US** you set your router's DNS to an IP address and then everything on the network looks like it has a USA based IP address. This allows these sites to be accessed not only from a browser, but from BluRay players, iPod touches using the NetFlix application, Roku boxes, etc... So don't suggest using software that ONLY works in a browser. This solution requires that ALL computers and...
...com, and more. Details below.... ## Deliverables Hi, I'm looking to setup a clone of US** I'm looking to use either Squid or TinyProxy. Please explain why you would choose one over the other. This allows people living outside the USA to access their favorite USA websites. This includes , , pandora,com, , and more. With US** you set your router's DNS to an IP address and then everything on the network looks like it has a USA based IP address. This allows these sites to be accessed not only from a browser, but from BluRay players, iPod touches using the NetFlix application, Roku boxes, etc... So don't suggest using software that ONLY works in a browser. This solution requires that ALL computers a...
...com, and more. Details below.... ## Deliverables Hi, I'm looking to setup a clone of US** I'm looking to use either Squid or TinyProxy. Please explain why you would choose one over the other. This allows people living outside the USA to access their favorite USA websites. This includes , , pandora,com, , and more. With US** you set your router's DNS to an IP address and then everything on the network looks like it has a USA based IP address. This allows these sites to be accessed not only from a browser, but from BluRay players, iPod touches using the NetFlix application, Roku boxes, etc... So don't suggest using software that ONLY works in a browser. This solution requires that ALL computers a...
Idea: Board & dice based game most similar to this: to play the game u must enter authentication code received from one of our products code is generated with an algorithm we both share Requirements: - user database (with name, address, autenthication code) MySQL - hi score table - code reversible algorithm - flash game - mini user interface with display of achieved scores, entered codes and player progress - administrative interface for game statistics preview (players, scores, codes) Gameplay: - each user plays individually - player can choose one of x provided characthers to play - each tile has its own unique action (question, mini games, video clip or reward) - tile actions are randomised each time
...13(Goddard), Gentoo 10.1, Ubuntu 10.04/10.10/8.04.2.... which ever you think is best. I need someone to setup anonymous proxy software so I can access USA Websites from outside the USA. I need someone to SSH into the server and do the following: 1) Watch the video at: _hosting_demos/cloud_computing_cloud_servers_setup In it the guy does basic Linux setup, but he goes to fast for me. 2) Do the stuff he setups in the video 3) Install Squid (or if you think we should use a different proxy software) and configure it. A tutorial is found at <> [][1] [][1] 4) We should be able to watch (which requires a USA ip address) through this
We produce small mobile games and need an on going graphics person to help with games graphics design. We pay for each project in separate. See a few of our recent projects: 1) Animals Simon game - 2) Kids story book - 3) Shooting game - ## Deliverables Requirements 1) Each game needs an icon, splash screen, main menu screen with a few buttons (also help screen sometimes), and game play screen with a few backgrounds and a few items. All in top graphics quality. 2) Graphics should be delivered in photoshop PSD files separated to layers
...**Please download the document which has reference you can use and get a better picture of the essays**. The essays have to be well thought of creative and is ideal for anyone in the field of ART. ** ** ## Deliverables **Answer two of the following essay questions (2,000 words each):** 1. How have artists blurred the boundaries between drawing and performance? Discuss the work of two of the following artists in your answer: Rebecca Horn, Robin Rhode, Matthew Barney. 2. How have artists blurred the boundaries between drawing and writing? Discuss the work of two of the following artists in your answer: Cy Twombly, Fiona Banner, Jean-Michel Basquiat, Keith Tyson. 3. What impact have digital technologies had on ideas about, and uses of,...
...for the following six keyword phrases: **Anakin Skywalker Costume, Anime Costume, Barbie Costume, Barbie Costumes, Barney Costume, Beetlejuice Costume.** Each article should **not contain the keyword phrase more than 5 times. The last two/three paragraphs should contain some associated words as I will be linking to other websites from these words. ** ## Deliverables I have many more articles that need doing so this is really an initial tester. I have another 8 ready to write and a further 50 in the pipeline. I will be selling costumes on so you should look at this site to give you an idea of where potential buyers will be directed and the site should also give you ideas for content. Please do not include any text on how to make your own ...
...for the following six keyword phrases: **Anakin Skywalker Costume, Anime Costume, Barbie Costume, Barbie Costumes, Barney Costume, Beetlejuice Costume.** Each article should **not contain the keyword phrase more than 5 times. The last two/three paragraphs should contain some associated words as I will be linking to other websites from these words. ** ## Deliverables I have many more articles that need doing so this is really an initial tester. I have another 8 ready to write and a further 50 in the pipeline. I will be selling costumes on so you should look at this site to give you an idea of where potential buyers will be directed and the site should also give you ideas for content. Please do not include any text on how to make your own ...
Hi, ...hosting and it's giving me the following errors: Warning: main(/home/content/l/y/n/lynnkindopp/html/DFF/include/) []: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/content/l/y/n/lynnkindopp/html/nascarforless/ on line 3 Fatal error: main() []: Failed opening required '/home/content/l/y/n/lynnkindopp/html/DFF/include/' (include_path='.:/usr/local/lib/php') in /home/content/l/y/n/lynnkindopp/html/nascarforless/ on line 3 You can see for yourself at I'll supply the FTP login info and you'll get it working. I have a TON of more work, and could use someone full time, so this is a great way to prove your skills. Thanks, Barney.
...They are all .jpg files. The pictures are of US Congressmen. In one folder the pictures have the name of the congressman. In another folder the pictures have a CandidateId. Attached to this bid request is a spreadsheet with the names of each congressman and their CandidateID. I need all of the pictures to be changed to be the ID (first column) listed in the spreadsheet. For example: would be changed to Barney would be changed to ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables
I need some work done on my Wordpress MU site. I need to be able to allow people to use their own custom HTML page as th...my Wordpress MU site. I need to be able to allow people to use their own custom HTML page as the landing spot for the site, and NOT use the BLOG that is normally the default landing spot. ## Deliverables I need some work done on my Wordpress MU site. I need to be able to allow people to use their own custom HTML page as the landing spot for the site, and NOT use the BLOG that is normally the default landing spot. This job will test your skills. I have just launched a website based on Wordpress MU and I will be needing more work doing all sorts of WPMU tasks, for example making themes, writing plugins, automation etc.....
...transparent. I would like to have a FLASH animated version of this logo that IS transparent and clickable, with the ability to pass the URL to click in the setup code. (See Details) ## Deliverables If you visit Look at the very bottom there is an animated gif logo for “Instant Niche Maker?? This is an animated GIF. The problem I’m having is that it’s not transparent. I would like to have a FLASH animated version of this logo that IS transparent and clickable. I think I would need 2 versions, that is 2 different SWFs. They would be identical except one that says “Powered By?? in yellow, and one that says “Powered By?? in Dark Blue. I have a bunch of differen...
