Myspace Glitters For Fat People

I need a script that can make custom myspace glitters for my visitors who are overweight. Here are the specifics: 1. Glitter images must link back to the page on my site where users can make their own. The code that users will post on their profiles must also contain a small text link back to my site. 2. The script should work like [login to view URL], except for a few differences: a. My glitters will be graphics like a pink glittery star, and then the script will generate glittery text in the middle that says something like "24lbs lost!" 3. I will need you to design the glitter graphics. 4. There should be premade styles available just like there are on the bottom of the page at the URL I pasted above. Do not bid on this project unless you can complete it fast and without bugs. Thank you.