Write the text of an advertising landing page

TIME NEEDED TO FINISH THE JOB: 1 HOUR, MY BUDGET IS USD 50 Write the text in American English of a landing page which title is: Plastic Surgery for free The text has to be punchy and effective. Coming straight to the point. The page is not a scam, it is a genuine offer. It is not like those pages that offer women to find donors or benefactors willing to pay for their surgery. On the contrary, this is a honest and legit pledge. The details will be explained directly to the pre-chosen candidates. The text must convey in a very clear, precise way the message. It must take into account the idiosyncrasy of the average American woman that doesn't have the money but wants a cosmetic surgery badly and worst of all her credit reports are very bad so she can't qualify for a loan. A draft of a possible text is provided in Spanish however we don't expect the freelancer to simply translate it. The text will be only a suggestion, he should propose ideas on his own based on that initial draft. Last but not least, and this is not discriminatory in any sense, if you are from India, Bangladesh or Pakistan please refrain to apply. I really prefer Anglo natives because I need the freelancer to have a deep understanding of the American idiosyncrasy.