Redo website and make into a Wordpress site

This is a project related to an artist's website. - Website is mainly a homepage that links out to specific product pages, but is designed to be a quick mobile viewing experience leading quickly to a signup screen. We want sign up's more than sales. - Thematic, engaging theme. Implementation of logo/s and polaroid/vintage/erotic concept - Music video on loop as banner on top of homepage - Age warning - Immediate vertical-scrolling gallery view with pinch-zoom functionality (plus each image/title functioning as link to individual product page, same variables/size options as current [login to view URL]) - Only 4 images. Then a button to View More - Sign Up Form (free sign up, user chooses their own username, gives us email, plus optional info) - After they are signed up, they can sign view more images - Affiliate Advertising functionality on bottom of homepage - Cryptopayment - PayPal fully functional