Re-Write 300 Mini Articles From Existing Blog Content

ABSOLUTELY NO ARTICLE SPINNING or AUTOMATED RE-WRITING!! I need you to re-write my existing viral blog posts: I will provide you with links links to 300 short (200 words) "Viral Nova" style blog posts. I need you to completely reword and elongate them to at least 200 words. (See example attached doc which is a sample finished article.) IMPORTANT NOTES: 1) Each micro article requires a "click bait" style TEASER HEADLINE (approx 80 to 90 characters). 2) Each micro article requires a shorter "click bait" style SECONDARY SUB HEADLINE. (approx 80 to 90 characters). 3) Each micro article requires a short "click bait" style THIRD HEADLINE. (approx 80 to 90 characters). 4) Articles should consist of 3 to 4 paragraphs. 5) We need you to begin delivering immediately. Minimum of 10 per day. This is a test gig to find a long-term, high-quality writer and will repeat every month if you do good work. To prove that you have read this project description (and you are not a bot), reply with these exact words; "I understand what you need, John" in your proposal. FINAL NOTE: Again, let me restate: NO automated re-writing is accepted.