CafePress T-shirt designs needed for company website.

I need a batch of designs that can be used for cafepress designs on cafepress items. Items include: T-shirts (most important item) mugs, bumberstickers, hats, bags, posters and some other things for a complete list of items go to [login to view URL] however I will hope that anyone who bids on this project is already familiar with the site. Design is for a site that is half parady / funny and half real buisness. I need the designs to be funny so that they sell well, but also good enough that they advertise the company. The most important thing anout this job and the person/company who bids is that they NEED to have a really funny / edgy sence of humor. If by any chance you could show me some of your humor, that would be a huge plus. Because I do not want someone who will just take my ideas and put them on a design, I ideally want someone who will also think of funny ideas themselves. Figure 15 different t-shirt designs and 2 designs for each other item (we will NOT be doing any designs for young adult/babby items cafepress offers) Payment upon completion required