Daily script server and domain status, Google Analytics no's

Hi, I would like a daily script in either Ruby or Perl that generates an email (in html format) with the following contents: 1. Status of my domains. I.e. I own website [login to view URL] and I want to know it is up. Perhaps checking for a '200' response code is one way of doing this, but am open to ideas. I own the domains and they run as VirtualHosts on my own VPS with Apache, if that helps with this section. 2. The status of my servers for SSH access. I.e. Can they be pinged and is port XX open (some run port 22, some other ports such as 26). 3. Google Analytics statistics. Namely: Daily hits to site, countries of origin, and whatever else you think is prudent. 4. AddThis analytics (if possible, not sure they have an API). I am a coder myself and this is fairly easy but i'm flat out busy and want to get this done fast. I would like the code to be legible and well marked-up so i can change it in the future. I also want an agreement that the rights to the code below to me, as i'm using it internally for my freelancing business! Many thanks, Chris