I'm a seasoned product copywriter, having written compelling item-centric copy for brands such as Cole Haan, Jillian Michaels, assorted fashion and jewelry retailers, and my own brand of artisanal baked goods, Cutie Pies NYC. This project sounds like a hoot.
I'd love to make your mustard sound mouthwatering, enticingly tangy, and eminently worthy of investment. Please feel free to contact me if you have any further questions, or would like to go over the project in more detail.
Respectfully,
Alice C. Cronin