Copywriting for a bowling players

I need someone to write/review texts for me. The following requirements apply: - you should be native american english speaker (US or Canada, US preferable) - you shouldn't have any 'special' , 'fine' language - I need a person with simple, dumb and spoken american english, nothing else. If you can speak language which is understandable by Homer Simpson -- that's fine :) - you should be INTO the BOWLING and know all the terms, jargon and so on. You should LOVE bowling and play in some league. - you will be asked to fill some questionnaire before I will consider your bid. In two words: you can be newbie in copywriting, but should be experienced in bowling. What you are bidding for: I have the sales letter already (490 word). It should be changed from my plain english :) to spoken american bowlers' language. I will keep budget low - 10$ for that project. PM me asking for more information and questionnaire. Thanks in advance. PS. The bigger projects in the same niche may follow if you show good results.