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    So i tried and failed miserably to set up our web site. I need drastic help as its barely readable on mobile i cant upload our menu for some reason, it wont accept payments for gift certificates online and i is generally hard to read and not findable on google as much as i would like it to be please send help! Haha

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    Hi, I need a design for a start page that should not look like almost all themes on Themeforest or a pagebuilder. The client is a caretaker company, whose main areas of activity are the following: 1 building service 2 Caretaker/supervision 3 Glass and building cleaning 4 Green space maintenance 5 Winter maintenance 6 small repairs & craftsmen pool Furthermore, must be considered topic...

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    I'm looking for a smart frontend developer to clone same open-source web design (one page) with it's javascript functionality. What I'm expecting from you: 1- clean code 2- write a documentation in your code 3- good code performance 4- DRY (don't repeat yourself) 5- KISS (keep it simple stupid) 6- light weight code 7- responsive design The page is [login to view URL] type yo...

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    Hi Olive F., As per our discussion on the chat, Non-SEO content 11000 words, AUD $35 per 1000 words comes out to be around $385, I am making it $400 for the pages with different number of words for each page described in other chat by you. For now we are excluding Terms and condition page and the Stupid request (sample page). Later if we require we will add this for 1500 words and I will pay add...

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    We need to create a mobile app for both iOS and Android that has the same features and functionality like inshorts app. We will write the backend logic and provide you the input data in JSON or any other format as requested. We need this built from scratch for both iOS and Android, using only open source elements and using only the best practices and the final apps will have same features that ins...

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    Tips and tricks for the starting out grown up. Things that your parents and teachers didn't bother to tell you. My partner and I are both named Jackie and we live in a small mountain community not far from a major city. As we encounter people from all walks of life it amazes us about just how little they know about the simplest of topics. How a simple trick or tip could save hours of work and...

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    why you have such bloody attitude ???what are you ????nothing ?????a small copy paste editor ????learn to communicate first than post task.....stupid

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    I need Excel expert to help me set up data feed (Atmosvc) to Powerpivot and help me make pivot reports, I have the login details. Its showing error and I may be doing some stupid mistake.

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    I'm making a Part Cartoon, Part Anime Superhero show called Master Ky. The show is about the legendary Scepter Of Heroes Landing at Hometown Texas, only the chosen one can pick it up, A boy named Kyzer Picks it up with no effort at all. As he gains new powers everyday, he gains new friends, and new enemies... Here is the plot: Name of the show: Master Ky Amount of characters:13 (More will be ...

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    Im looking for someone to write about me as International fashion photographer a bio, for Wikipedia and post as well. You can google my name to find out more: Ramsey Spencer , also you can see my work and my websites: (Removed by Freelancer.com Admin) NOTE: ONLY APPLY IF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE AND SHOW ME YOUR WORK YOU HAVE DONE WITH OTHER CLIENTS, I WILL NOT ANSWER PEOPLE GOT NO WORK OR EXAMPLES, ...

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    DO NOT JUST ACCEPT THIS PROJECT WITHOUT READING THE BRIEF. IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE IGNORED ! Currently we use software which was built in house which is used by several members of staff in the field. We are looking to upgrade the software and hardware as it is running on old Symbol Motorola MC75 using Windows Mobile 6.5. It all works fine but we are looking at adding more features and the hardwar...

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    I'm making a Part Cartoon, Part Anime Superhero show called Master Ky. The show is about the legendary Scepter Of Heroes Landing at Hometown Texas, only the chosen one can pick it up, A boy named Kyzer Picks it up with no effort at all. As he gains new powers everyday, he gains new friends, and new enemies... Here is the plot: Name of the show: Master Ky Amount of characters:13 (More will be ...

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    This is a shooter game with a little bit of Procreate's color picker, Stupid Zombies Drag & Shoot. Check out the attachments for the full requirements. I'm looking for developer with experience on releasing video games! Please provide me any reference of your experience with video games. Please tell me which will be the best way to develop this game if it relates to react.js and all...

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    I need a logo designed for Media Organization - The logo should instantly call the "Media" brand to mind and should be original a with a distinct style. but K.I.S.S. (Keep it Simple, Stupid) - Use Red and Blue. The logo should be good both in colour and in black and white . Files deliverables Vector Files PDF, JPG/JPEG, PNG, EPS, SVG,

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    Hi, Stupid. How about it ?? It's amazing, isn't it?! :D

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    Hi, Stupid. How about it ?? It's amazing, isn't it?! :D

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    Hi Ryan F., My Stupid friend. I am very glad to meet a real stupid friend. Good Luck!

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    Hi Ryan F., My Stupid friend. I am very glad to meet a real stupid friend. Good Luck!

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    Attention all Unity experts, I am for someone to animate (Spine preferred) my character and implement a bouncing bullet similar to Stupid Zombies game. The character will have a crosshair and dots showing projectile line on MouseDown and will animate on movement. Upon MouseUp the gun will fire and the bullet will bounce around the screen. I should be able to control time till bullet disappears an...

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    I'm making a Part Cartoon, Part Anime Superhero show called Master Ky. The show is about the legendary Scepter Of Heroes Landing at Hometown Texas, only the chosen one can pick it up, A boy named Kyzer Picks it up with no effort at all. As he gains new powers everyday, he gains new friends, and new enemies... Here is the plot: Name of the show: Master Ky Amount of characters:13 (More will be ...

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    I am looking for you to develop the mechanics for me for a stupid zombie type game and using angry birds type flying scatter mechanics. There will be 3 guns Gatling Gun (Shoots 4 bullets at once) Laser Gun (Shoots one bullet) Grenade gun (Shoots bouncing balls that eventually when stopped will start blinking and a 3 seconds countdown will happen and they will explode). Bullets will bounce around...

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    I need a t-shirt design for commercial purposes, the theme is the spanish holiday vendimia (picking the grapes) I would like to have that in a comic style if possible, a funny representation. (how they drink wine or tell something stupid, but then when in Spanish) Something like that, deviations are perfectly okay, surprise me!

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    This is a shooter game with a little bit of Procreate's color picker, Stupid Zombies Drag & Shoot. Check out the attachments for the full requirements. I'm looking for developer with experience on releasing video games! Please provide me any reference of your experience with video games. Please tell me which will be the best way to develop this game if it relates to react.js and all...

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    at beginning, I want the collect drift points work on the new control system. Secondly, i have script for car customizer with colors but he have some Problems, I will explain the problems to you, 1. There are things that do not work that must be fixed in customize cars like( spoiler,tires and back bumper) and Also the Buy is very stupid (in customize cars, "none button" supposed to is u...

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    The Song is called “Roaming”. So the video should be mainly about me walking down a street at night full of different sized “abandoned looking” houses with eyes looking out of dark windows...But instead of the moon being out, the sun is instead. Facing me in the distance as I walk towards it... Throughout the song my lyrics should be used to portray the song on video. The...

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    i want edit on my game and add some additions. at beginning, I want the collect drift points work on the new control system. Secondly, i have script for car customizer with colors but he have some Problems, I will explain the problems to you, 1. There are things that do not work that must be fixed in customize cars like( spoiler,tires and back bumper) and Also the Buy is very stupid (in customi...

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    Help me fix the search icon in header of Wordpress using Wordpress Elementor builder. I use Ivory Search plugin to produce custom search result. Message me to discuss further. Please if you're going to ask a stupid question like where should search be in header. THEN DONT RESPOND... this is a stupid simple project for a person with common sense ecommerce skills. Don't want idiots respond...

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    I need to catch and calculate number of долбоботов on this site. Please, read carefully before making bid. ok, i found 5 stupid bots: Manoj Liao Z Pixxel Utility Pvt Ltd David M Ritu R Thank you

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    I need someone to type a critical analysis essay for me for the “is google making us stupid” by Nicholas carr

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    Hello Artists! My friend is getting married and we are making her a custom beer. We want to do a label with her and her finances picture, with me and the other bridesmaid in the background being stupid. I have the photos, and we would like it to be done in a caricature, cartoon style. If this job appeals to you, please get in touch and I'll send the photos. Thanks!

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    Hello, I need a simple app, in wich i can log in with my facebook, identify the groups that i am in, and post in those groups. Do not ask stupid prices for 3 hours of work. I am using freelancer since 2015 and i know the prices

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    I recently came up with an idea for a website that will undoubtedly generate a lot of money (more than millions). I'm not just some fool who thinks his stupid idea can make billions. I know this will. I'm looking for five people (one from each of the regions in the thread title) to hire as web designers and the positions of chief executive officer, chief operating officer, chief financia...

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    I'm making a website which will pull all the latest Activity from facebook public pages like CNN [[login to view URL]] BBC [[login to view URL]] 12 News [[login to view URL]] NBC News [[login to view URL]] I just need the post that this agency did in a form of JSON or something. Please don't ask stupid questions like. Do I own this page? No

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    EDIT : This is about 2 hours simple coding. Some people have bid £250 for the project. Bid sensibly or I will just do it myself. Please do not bid without reading. I had about 5 bids in 3 seconds, which is stupid. You can't bid sensibly unless you have read the project description. EDIT 2 : I don't want to waste your time, and I realise that you have to bid for a lot of projects, ...

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    Stinger Racing Exhaust is a manufacture of High Performance Racing Exhaust Tips for Autos, Motorcycles, Trucks, Boats. We want a Bad Ass T shirt designed to sell its self and promote our company. We want a Modern Legal Street Racing Design for modern cars to start with. "Front of shirt from breast to breast" about 4 inches tall, Small Design, You know what I,m saying you see this all th...

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    Using the Shopify App API, I need a way to bulk create collections based on the contents of a .txt file. I have about 300+ collections, adding them by hand is impossibly slow. If you can do it for under $20, I would love you forever; otherwise I'm going to pay for one of these stupid apps on the store to do it.

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    READ MY REQUIREMENTS PROPERLY I need a serious designer who can create a music song cover. The theme will be like a comic book. Need characters made in a cartoon style for the artists. I will provide the concept, the designer has to just design. You have to be willing to work towards my satisfaction. I may have revisions required so if you can’t offer any revision then don’t work wit...

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    trigger). It may be stupid mistakes (think bad instead of stupid), loss to a terrible beginning player (who probably goes on to lose everything in another game), fatigue, lack of focus, tedium, fight with girlfriend/boyfriend, one too many or one not enough, etc.

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    1) Execution of one asynchronous operation through inheritance of the AsyncTask Abstract class. note: override the doInBackground and OnPostExecute methods. 2) Adding action call. 3) Localization.

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    very simple job we got a stupid banner that we for some reason cant remove in word macro file

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    Im Ahmed , a Palestinian citizen from gaza strip been in more than 7 countries .but i would rather say that im from planet earth and im a human my story and my goals are all concluded from experiences and communication. as we can see the human race is going through a very rare chaos , in health , education and finance . My project is still on papers and on thoughts but what im wishing to do is a ...

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    One day I was sitting in the hall studying and next to the phone, and on that day my brother Khaled bought his new cell phone and was sitting in the attachment, rang the phone and raised the handset, and when a young man said: CallonyourbrotherKhaled quickly, I ran to tell my brother about the matter, and when he came On the phone he put it saying: No one is answering, then he returns to the attac...

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    I need to transalte an article frmo English to Italian. It needs to be a translation but also someone who knows how to write marketing content, not stupid translation like a dummy.

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    Looking for a wordpress expert who knows Elementor like the back of their hand, this is for a host of website starting with just 1. Developer must be contactable and communicate very well, you will need to have great attention to detail and work to a spec, no bulky themes sites must be built from the ground up using the hello elementor theme and then custom designed to spec. If you are looking fo...

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    The following cartoons are needed and should fit to be printed onto a coffee mug 180x90 mm. This is just the outline - open to creative ideas. The result should look funny and at the same time serious. For the beginning it is ok to just draw a sample of one or two actions. When the decision is made to which specific sample the prize will be awarded, then the work can be completed. Scene 1: Hot...

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    Looking for a quick job asap, get this issue with wordpress manual install (image attached). very quick job £15, need someone who knows what and why this is and is able to fix it asap. Please message if you are available right away, no stupid prices, price is set at £15 as it a 10 minute job for someone who knows what they are doing. Thanks

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    I was given a bus ticket in Spain during a stupid situation an emergency (criminal and medical). I cannot read the ticket. I’m brain injured. I need a Spanish speaking person to sort it for me

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    Here are the details of my project. My site is complete. Its Wordpress. it uses a Premium Wordress Directory Theme called Listing Pro. I simply need the following done: 1. I want the homepage to be made fully responsive (all text, pictures, text alignment, picture alignment, buttons, button alignment) but me responsive. 2. i want the category pages to be made fully responsive (all text, pictur...

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    Here are the details of my project. My site is complete. Its Wordpress. it uses a Premium Wordress Directory Theme called Listing Pro. I simply need the following done: 1. I want the homepage to be made fully responsive (all text, pictures, text alignment, picture alignment, buttons, button alignment) but me responsive. 2. i want the category pages to be made fully responsive (all text, pictur...

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