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Portugal Portuguese Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Portugal Portuguese speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 90 short sentences. you just need to open the platform link, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 4$ for 90 short sentences record. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I need a staging website created on Magento, with some specific customizations needed right away. The project involves: - Installation of Magento - Connecting the domain - Custom creation of header and footer as per provided design (focusing on Menu navigation) - Setting up a category page and product page - Installing a theme you'll be provided with - Installing some necessary mod...on Menu navigation) - Setting up a category page and product page - Installing a theme you'll be provided with - Installing some necessary modules - Redirecting non-www to www Please note that this project is on an urgent basis. I am looking for a freelancer with a strong understanding of Magento, experience in creating custom headers and footers, and the ability to complete the work within a ...

Turkish Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Turkish speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 110 short sentences. you just need to open the platform link, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 4$ for 110 short sentences record. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

Seeking freelancer in Portugal (preferably in the Arganil region) Are you a proactive multitasker based in Portugal, near Arganil, looking for flexible work opportunities? I am in search of a dynamic freelancer who is fluent in both Portuguese and English to assist with various tasks. Long term work, short tasks every now and then. Responsibilities include: Researching local companies and products Making phone calls Occasional site visits as required Stable internet connection for remote tasks Requirements: ✔ Fluency in Portuguese and English ✔ Reliable internet and phone communication ✔ Access to a car and a valid driver's license I offer a fixed hourly price of 8 euro per hour, but I am open to discuss a project-based price as well.

Australian English Natural Dialogue Collection conversation recording. It is free talk conversation ( no script) i will give you only Topics and you both speak according to topics. Requirments- Native Australian Working tool- Our APP + Phone call (skype) Conversation time- total 1.5 hrs with 3-4 topics(about 20 mins for each topic)/2 persons as a group. Payout: $80 (2 person as a group) total 1.5 hrs with 3-4 topics. Its a one time project only. NOTE-: For this project we need a 1 minuet group conversation as a sample. ( in sample you speak anything with your partner in same room . we just need to check your native accent and enviroment) Work requirments: The recorders (Both recorders) record face to face in the same room by using our application and making the phone calls sim...

I'm in need of a talented and creative designer to help redesign a catalogue for my hardware store. This will be a short but detailed catalogue, featuring less than 10 pages. Sections to include: - Plumbing equipment - Electrical equipment - Hardware items Ideal skills and experience would include: - Strong graphic design skills, particularly for print projects - Experience designing catalogues or similar products - Experience creating product descriptions, as I need new ones written for this project Please note: I have existing product photos available for use. I am interested in freelancers who can bring this catalogue to life with spectacular designs. This is your opportunity to help shape the identity of my brand.

I need a freelancer to transcribe an English video that's between 10-30 minutes long. Additionally, I require the audio to be extracted and edited to improve its quality. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in English to transcribe the video accurately. - Experience with audio editing to enhance the MP3's quality.

I need an experienced graphic designer who can help me enhance the design of basic ID cards for my organization's 44 employees. Key Requirements: - I will provide an Excel file with detailed employee information. This should be included in the design. - Each ID card should in...will provide an Excel file with detailed employee information. This should be included in the design. - Each ID card should include the employee's Name, Employee ID Number, Date of Birth, Emergency Contact Number, and the Company Address. - The design should be professional and visually appealing. I'm looking for someone who can take on this task urgently and provide high-quality work within a short timeframe. Your past experience in designing functional and aesthetically pleasing ID cards ...

We are looking for a person, whether a person or a company, to help us conceptualize, organize and develop a web platform that contributes to the growth and income generation of our company and, if possible, to the community. We are at an early stage where we are exploring different approaches and possibilities ...growth and income generation of our company and, if possible, to the community. We are at an early stage where we are exploring different approaches and possibilities for our project. We value the creativity, experience and technical capacity that an external team can contribute to turn our visions into reality. We are open to anyone who can contribute fresh ideas and innovative solutions. In short: We don't have any ideas for a web platform that helps the compa...

I am searching for a Product Analyst who can apply their knowledge towards data analysis, market research, and performance monitoring. Its a small assignment This assignment involves diving into a snowflake database to explore how customers behave. The goal is to find useful information that can help the Product...the business grow. After you uncover insights, you'll suggest changes to the product, like adding new features, making current features better, or even getting rid of features that aren't working well. You need to do the analysis, create graphs to show your findings, share all the code you used, and also come up with a plan for an A/B test to try out one of your suggested changes. Note: Its a short assignment, not spend more than two hours on the task. Datas...

As the HR Manager of a medium-sized company with between 51 and 500 employees, I'm seeking a highly capa...Conducting Interviews: I would prefer someone who is comfortable and experienced with virtual interviewing. Given the current global circumstance, it's vital to be versed in this mode of operation. * Managing Employee Onboarding: The ideal candidate will have experience ushering new hires into our company, making them feel welcomed, and adequately teaching them about our processes and culture. In short, I need someone who can streamline our recruitment process, making it as efficient and effective as possible. Your impact will be essential to the growth and continued success of our team. Prior experience in a similar role within a company of a comparable size will b...

I need a Persian to English translation of 301 pages book file

...service provider and requestor. 8. After this contact, the service provider uploads their quotation to our platform and the requestor is notified by email and through the platform. 9. The requestor can review and mark each quotation on various criteria and can select the winning quotation. All service providers are notified about this outcome: rejected or accepted. 10. The requestor can fill in a short feedback form about each service provider and service providers can provide feedback to the requestor. This feedback is not about the content of the quotation, but rather about how the contact went, was there contact, was it serious, etc. They are also asked to share possible improvements to this platform. 11. Here the process ends. Overall, we expect the developer to be independe...

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Assist in writing answers for 3 questionnaires for Grant application criteria for an Allied Health Company demonstrating the company's setup All answers for the criteria's are to be written within 750 word limits each. Assessment Criterion 1: Service delivery [750 word limit] Describe how your organisation will deliver the services in the identified ACPRs in the application. Assessment Criterion 2: Stakeholder Engagement [750 word limit] Describe how your organisation will cultivate or expand links with other service organisations, infrastructure and resources, including the Regional Assessment Services (RAS) and other relevant specialist services e.g. dementia supports. Assessment Criterion 3: Efficient and Effective Use of Grant Funds [750 word limit]

I'm looking for an English trainer who can help improve my conversational English skills. The ideal candidate should have experience with intermediate learners and be able to conduct the sessions online. Time to start to talk, teaching: I live in Vietnam, timezone UTC+7, and I only have freetime at 8pm-12pm at workday. On Sunday, I have free time all day. Key requirements for this project include: - Strong command of English language: This is crucial in order to effectively teach conversational English to an intermediate level student. - Experience in teaching: Experience with intermediate learners is important in understanding the appropriate level of content and pace of teaching. - Online teaching skills: The sessions will be conducted online, so the t...

I'm seeking a talented and experienced 2D animator to help in advertising and brand promotion. This project involves creating an engaging and dynamic animation less than 30 seconds in duration. Further details: - Skill Requirement: - Proficiency in 2D animation techniques. - Creativity and innovative thinking to make the animation engaging and memorable. - Ability to work within a short timeframe. - Animation Objective: The aim is to create a captivating and innovative 2D animation for brand advertising and promotion. You should have experience in creating animations that successfully promote and advertise brands. Contact me if you have the necessary expertise in creating stunning 2D animations - let's bring our brand to life!

I am looking to develop a digital platform, Graffitii, that will serve as a promotion hub for local artists. Key Features: - Artist Profiles: These should be displayed in a list format and include short bios for each artist. - Artwork Gallery: A comprehensive gallery of the artists' work. The platform should be engaging, visually appealing, and user-friendly. A creative design and a smooth user experience will play a critical role in ensuring the artists' works get the attention they deserve. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in web development (both front and back end) - User interface & user experience design - Understanding of digital marketing and promotional strategies This project is an exciting opportunity to support the local art scene and help talents gain ex...

I am in need of a highly-skilled 3D graphic designer who can create a realistic style video that lasts between 1 - 3 minutes. • Video Style: The video should be hyper-realistic, mirroring real-world textures and lighting. An intricate level of detail is absolutely essential. • Duration: The video needs to be thoughtfully designed and rendered to play out within a span of 1 to 3 minutes. • Software: No specific tool is requested. You can use whatever software you are most comfortable with, such as Autodesk Maya, Cinema 4D, or Blender. However, the quality of design and rendering is paramount. Ideal candidates should have previous experience in generating high-quality realistic 3D designs, a keen eye for detail and an impressive portfolio I can review. Strong creative...

I'm seeking a skilled editor for a long-term position for multiple projects with my content agency, primarily serving health and fitness coaches & my own personal brand. I run a short-format content agency that edits videos for coaches. Videos will be primarily talking head videos. The videos are up-to 60 seconds long and I expect you to edit subtitles, b-roll, stock footage, dynamic motion/graphics and make the video in general: entertaining and highly engaging. I am looking for a person that can be my full time editor for the next 6-12 months with the possibility of consistent pay-raises when the agency experiences growth. You will be paid 8USD for every video-edit. Paid on a per video basis (not hourly) The process is super streamlined! All videos are tailored b...

I'm looking for a creative designer who can help me create eye-catching motion flyers/posters in the form of short videos. These videos will be used to promote a series of upcoming Events. Key Responsibilities: - Design and animate videos that effectively promote our events Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in video editing and motion graphics - A strong portfolio of previous work, ideally including event promotion material - Ability to work with a brief and deliver engaging and high-quality video content Looking forward to receiving your proposals.

I need a logo for my new company. I would like it to be professional, modern, and memorable. Drywallers United Key Points: - Create a modern and professional logo for a new company. - I don't have specific color preferences, but it should be aesthetically appealing. - The logo should be unique and easily recognizable. - The design should be suitable for both digital and ...professional logo for a new company. - I don't have specific color preferences, but it should be aesthetically appealing. - The logo should be unique and easily recognizable. - The design should be suitable for both digital and print use. Ideal Experience: - Proven experience in logo design. - Strong portfolio demonstrating modern and professional style. - Ability to deliver high-quality work within a ...

I need someone to optimize and run my fiverr profile. I am wordpress developer looking for clients on that platform. I need someone who has experience in running fiverr profile. ONLY APPLY IF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE AND CAN 100% PROOVE IT! Before hiring you we will have a short interview. Max hourly rate is $3. DO NOT APPLY IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO PRICE

I'm looking for a talented writer to create short, highly technical articles on various technology topics. The ideal candidate will posses: - An in-depth understanding of technology and the ability to write about it in an engaging and accurate manner. - Proficiency in writing concise, expert-level content. - A proven track record of creating engaging technology blog articles. I'm looking for short, well-researched articles that can provide valuable insights to an expert audience.

I am currently in need of an architect to design a modern-style residential building. The project is short term and will focus on a single-story structure. Key Points: - Design: I am looking for a modern architectural design, with clean lines, open spaces and a focus on functionality. - Experience: Prefer an architect with prior experience in designing modern residential buildings. - Budget: Competitive rates will be considered. Skills Needed: - Proficient in modern architectural design. - Experience with residential buildings. - Strong communication skills for effective collaboration. Please include a portfolio of previous similar works in your proposal. Looking forward to seeing your bids.

I'm currently seeking an architect to help with a short-term residential project. The ideal candidate would be well-versed in modern architecture and have a keen eye for open floor plans. Key Points: - Short-Term Residential Design: My project is focused on a residential property that needs a fresh and modern design approach. - Modern Style: I'm particularly interested in a modern architectural aesthetic. It's crucial for the architect to have a good understanding of this style. - Open Floor Plan: One of the key features of this project is the implementation of an open floor plan. This should be a central consideration for the architect. Ideal Skills: - Experienced in Residential Architecture: Previous experience in residential design is highly preferred. -...

I'm looking for an experienced illustrator with proficiency in creating cartoon-style drawings. The project involves creating captivating scenes for my short children's story using my own character pictures as the base: - Draw characters interacting in the same scene, bringing the story to life - Although I expect the illustrations to stick to the story overall, your creative interpretation is encouraged to some extent. I'm interested in how you can add your touch to enhance the narrative. Ideal skills include: - Experience in creating cartoon-style illustrations - Strong communication to understand and incorporate feedback - Ability to creatively interpret written narratives into engaging visuals. Looking forward to your creative bids!

I am seeking a highly meticulous and efficient Data Collection Specialist to gathe...contact information for 25 specified agencies. -Validate that email addresses are current and active. -Accurately enter all data into a provided spreadsheet format. Requirements: -Experience in data collection and validation. -Proficiency in basic research and use of spreadsheets (e.g., Google Sheets or Microsoft Excel). -Ability to deliver accurate results within a set timeframe. -Project Length: Short-term, estimated completion within one week. ( MAX 80 AUD as a test round, if the work is good, Larger jobs will come) Application Instructions: Please message me with the keyword "VSL" at the beginning of your application to confirm that you have fully read and understood the job desc...

I require an proficient developer to create a script that can send out automated emails through Gmail. This task should be accomplished with an appropriate scriptin...Send out notification emails. - The notifications will be for scheduled reminders and service status updates. - Targeted audiences are all users and selected groups. Relevant skills include proficiency in JavaScript (as Gmail Scripts commonly employs this language) and familiarity with Gmail's API. Knowledge of handling scheduled tasks and interaction with user databases is also beneficial. In short, I'm looking for a coding and Gmail expert who can automate the process of sending important reminders and status updates to our users. The system should handle all users while also having the option to target s...

...promote a product or service, so your work must be adapted to achieve this goal. - The target audience for this project is adults, so the style and content of the animation must be suitable for this demographic. - Audio narration is still in process, but our market is based on the same thing that this application does, for the Latin American market. - In short, we are looking for an animation that is very similar to the attached video, since the narration will be very similar as well. - If the animator requires the script in the language necessary to understand the content, please indicate it in the offer or send a message. If you have a strong portfolio of similar work and understand how to create engaging content for adult viewers, I'd love to hear

I'm in need of an experienced English teacher to conduct intermediate level classes for adults. - The classes must be engaging and interactive, aiming to improve their English proficiency to an intermediate level. - Classes will be conducted in a group setting, so the teacher should be able to manage and cater to the needs of multiple students. - It's crucial that the teacher can provide comprehensive lessons that cover all aspects of English - reading, writing, listening, and speaking. - The ideal candidate should have experience in teaching adults, and be able to tailor content and activities for this age group. - Proven experience in teaching English as a second language is a plus. Your role will be to help students gain confidence and proficie...

We are looking for Thai Natives for a short recording task!!! There is total 50 prompt and pay is 10$

I need you to produce either the voice of the MAN or the WOMAN for an audio recording of a few lines. This audio is for a low-budget, serio-comic film. It may be used in another film as well. IMPROV ENCOURAGED! PLEASE REMEMBER: You are asked to record either the voice of the MAN or the WOMAN. FULL DISCLOSURE: This film has other scenes that I am sure will be considered offensive to many women and Christians, although others viewers may see it as raising valid theological and social issues in an original, cerebral, educational, high-concept, albeit edgy comic venue. (Your scene is not comparatively controversial in that respect). Your role would be either the man or the woman. THE COMPLETE SCRIPT ...

...system is to prevent accidents from occurring due to the proximity of these power lines. Key Requirements: - Detection Technology: While I'm open to suggestions, I'm leaning towards the use of laser sensors that can accurately detect thin wires. This is crucial as thin power lines can sometimes go unnoticed by traditional detection methods. - Detection Range: The system should be optimized for short-range detection, around 10 meters. This will allow for timely warnings and preventive actions against potential accidents. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in sensor technology, particularly laser sensors - Prior experience in designing safety-related systems - Knowledge of power lines and the potential dangers associated with them - Strong problem-solving skills...

I need a fully bilingual professional (I will interview in English) to do some tasks for my agency such as: PR Outreach Content editing or creating CRM management Email marketing Email scraping Researching Organizing data in spreadsheets Copywriting Wordpress And others You must be a fast learner, attentive, curious, with great writing skills. Looking for someone that pays attention and doesn’t keep making the same mistakes. This job will start part-time as a test period, after that it will be full-time. Payment for part-time during trial period: Fee: 250 USD Performance bonus: 50 USD Results bonus: 50 USD If your work complies with my quality requirements and you give more than asked, you’ll get performance and results bonuses each month. After a two-month...

I'm in need of a skilled caricature artist to create 12 unique, funny, and exaggerated caricatures. These will be used across various digital platforms, so the final outcome needs to be in color. Key Project Requirements: - 12 Faces: You'll be turning 12 individuals into caricatures. Each one should be distinctly different yet maintain the theme of being funny and exaggerated. - Style and Theme: The caricatures should be in a funny and exaggerated style. This means you should have a keen eye for exaggeration and a great sense of humor to infuse into your work. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Caricature Artistry: You should have a solid portfolio of caricature work, ideally with experience in creating funny and exaggerated characters. - Digital Art: ...

I need an experienced animator to make some small edits to a short animation. The changes required include: - Change to our existing logo and branding - Alternations to a small part of the explanation

...good on mobile/laptop/desktop for my website using the MERN Stack. The key features of the front end design include a responsive design, user-friendly navigation, and custom animations. I prefer to use Tailwind CSS for this project. I need the project completed within 1-2 weeks, so the ideal candidate will have experience working with tight deadlines and be able to deliver quality work within a short timeframe. Tech: Front-end Framework: React.js/Angular with + Typescript Styling: Tailwind CSS Requirements: - Must be ready to be able to be integrated with a backend and have all components and APIs required - Must be responsive (work across mobile/desktop/laptop/tablet screens) - Must not have any spacing/alignment/responsive/font issues or mistakes - Must match design pro...

We are looking for registered Nurses in Italy, Spain, France and Germany to participate in a very short and engaging online Medical Education research project. The task has two layers: -Participate in a very short online survey about Medical Education content -Recruit other Nurses to participate in the activity. Every recruit is reimbursed for their participation. Only registered Nurses from these countries should apply, please.

I am seeking a proficient Python coder who can convert my current pinescript strategy into Python code. This strategy uses supertrend and SMA on daily and weekly timeframes. Key Elements of...the performance of the strategy across different stocks. Required Knowledge & Skills: - Deep understanding of Python coding and algorithm optimization. - Understanding of financial indicators especially the supertrend and SMA. - Experience in handling financial data for backtesting, including historical stock prices, volume data, and multi timeframe. Note that the exact rules for the long and short entries will be provided once you're selected for this project. Familiarity with Pinescript is highly desired. The goal here is for Python code to accurately replicate the Pinescript str...

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...should be engaging, crafted with my described preferences and needs. - I did not specify a platform. Therefore, I'm open to suggestions regarding whether the game should be developed for PC, Mobile, or Console. Experts in all platforms are most welcomed. A proposal tailored to the best gameplay experience would be appreciated. - The timeline is ASAP. If you believe you can deliver quality work in a short span of time, I look forward to seeing your proposal. Skills and experience ideal for this job: - Proven experience in multiplayer game development. - Prompt communication and reliability. - Ability to provide suggestions and insights based on my requirements. - Capable of meeting a quick turnaround time. - Proficiency in game development across various platforms. Your ap...

I'm in need of a talented logo designer to create a professional and appealing logo for my new company. Key Requirements: - Due to the urgent nature of this project, the ideal freelancer should be able to work quickly and efficiently without compromising on the quality of the design. - I'm open to creative suggestions regarding color schemes that would best repres...compromising on the quality of the design. - I'm open to creative suggestions regarding color schemes that would best represent the brand, as I haven't decided on the specific color yet. - Please make sure to submit a portfolio of your past work, as I'd like to see the range and quality of your designs. Timeframe: I need this logo ASAP. If you're confident in your ability to deliver within a ...

I'm looking for a seasoned video editor to help create thrilling, less than one minute, adventure-themed travel videos for Instagram. Editing needs are basic - clipping, trimming, merging footage....adventure-themed travel videos for Instagram. Editing needs are basic - clipping, trimming, merging footage. The finalized video should feel exciting, embodying the spirit of adventure. Requirements: - Experiences in video editing, specifically in basic edits - Ability to convey an adventurous tone through video editing - Background in editing short Instagram videos is a major plus - Quick turnaround time expected. Your ability to capture the essence of exploration in a short, under a minute clip is highly desired. You're the right fit if you have a knack for storyte...

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I need a skilled translator with an excellent command of both English and Italian, and a strong understanding of finance industry terminology to assist with a 30-minute business call. Key Responsibilities: - Translate Italian to English in real-time during a business discussion - Convey industry-related finance terminologies accurately Ideal Skills: - Fluent in Italian and English - Prior experience in live translation particularly in Finance Please note, accuracy and professionalism are of paramount importance for this job.

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This exciting project requires a proficient motion graphic designer to create a minimalistic and abstract animation for a website's user interface. The project involves: - Crafting a captivating animation under 30 seconds in length - Creating a design that is impactful yet simple with intricate attention to detail - Working collaboratively to finalize the lo...the videos fit with Instagram Reel and Post Size - using minimal mockups for MacBook and iMac - using the same minimal approach of Apple Presentations and Promos Ideal freelancers will have a strong portfolio of minimalist animations and a keen understanding of making complex ideas easy to comprehend through motion graphics. Experience in UI design and a knack for keeping viewers engaged in a short time will be a si...

German to English Translator for translation. We can pay 0.01 USD per english word