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I'm looking for a web scraper. Your application should include your experience in this field specifically. I'm interested in scraping the following data from a particular website: - Product details - Contact information - Pricing information Please only apply if you have solid experience in web scraping. We will have lots of different webscraping tasks in the following weeks.

am looking for a writer/journalist who can produce news articles based on trending topics we provide. The ideal candidate will have experience in producing multiple stories per day on incoming news. Skills and Experience: - Strong writing skills - Knowledge of current events and ability to research and gather information - Ability to write in a neutral and unbiased manner - Experience in writing news articles - Ability to meet deadlines and produce high-quality work consistently

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Short article, travel story, food lover Details will be shared during bidding stage.

I'm seeking a skilled content creator to craft engaging written content for a radio program. Requirements: - You will be creating content that is exclusively for yo...craft engaging written content for a radio program. Requirements: - You will be creating content that is exclusively for young adults. It is crucial that you understand the interests, preferences and cultural references that resonate with this demographic. - The primary purpose of the content is to entertain. This means that your writing should be engaging, witty, and possibly with a degree of humor. - Experience in writing content for radio or other auditory platforms would be a distinct advantage. Please provide samples of your previous work and explain your experience in creating content for young adults in...

We are looking for Norwegian Transcribers to transcribe Norwegian Audio to Norwegian. You must have good Internet and Laptop You should be able to work for 6-8 hours a day Work Description =============== 1. You will receive the time segmented audio files in the online portal 2. You will transcribe as you hear on each segments 3. You will be asked to follow transcription guidelines.

I am looking for experienced freelance content writers to create engaging blogs, articles, and website content focused on the technology and IT consulting industry. This content is intended to be read by business executives, so it needs a sophisticated tone without too many technical jargons. The ideal candidate will have: - A strong understanding of the technology and IT consulting industries - Experience in writing for a business executive audience - The capacity to create less than 10 pieces of high-quality content Kindly submit your proposals, rates, and relevant portfolio samples. Looking forward to working with you.

I am in search of German writers for my health and wellness content. Your primary responsibilities will involve article writing and copywriting, with a focus on the nutrition subcategory. Key Responsibilities: - Writing articles that are engaging and informative, focusing on the health and wellness industry - Creating compelling copy for our health and wellness materials, specifically related to nutrition Ideal Candidate: - Native German speaker with exceptional writing skills in German - Previous experience in article writing and copywriting - A strong understanding of the health and wellness industry, with a particular focus on nutrition - Ability to create original, well-researched and high-quality content - Excellent communication skills and attention to detail If you're...

I'm in need of a talented scriptwriter that can help lighten up my YouTube channel with some comedy. The script: - Should be medium-length, ranging between 5-10 minutes. - Does not have any specific theme or topic, but creativity and humor sense is a must. - The humor should be tailored to appeal to teenagers and young adults. Skills & Experience: - Fluent in Hindi - Comedy writing experience - Deep understanding of youth culture and slang - YouTube scriptwriting experience is a plus.

We are need of developers proficient in low-code platforms to create a suite of applications. Firstly, we will need a web application, a mobile application, and an enterprise application developed. These are crucial tools for our business operations and customer interactions. In terms of functionalities, I require the following: - User authentication: The applications should have a secure login system. - Data storage and retrieval: The ability to store data and retrieve it when needed. - Integration with third-party APIs: Seamless integration with external APIs is a must. I'm expecting a relatively small user base initially, but these applications should be scalable and able to handle growth. Ideal candidates would have: - A strong background in low-code development - Experience ...

I'm in search of a skilled logo designer. Must be on the East Coast we are from North Carolina and would like to be able to work on the same time frame. We are a Embroidery Business that needs a skilled logo designer to work with our customers on Hat/Polo logos.

...digital platforms, so the final outcome needs to be in color. Key Project Requirements: - 12 Faces: You'll be turning 12 individuals into caricatures. Each one should be distinctly different yet maintain the theme of being funny and exaggerated. - Style and Theme: The caricatures should be in a funny and exaggerated style. This means you should have a keen eye for exaggeration and a great sense of humor to infuse into your work. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Caricature Artistry: You should have a solid portfolio of caricature work, ideally with experience in creating funny and exaggerated characters. - Digital Art: Experience in creating digital art and keen understanding of how it translates to online platforms. - Color Mastery: Proficiency in working with color and cr...

I am seeking a digital marketing expert to take charge of my sales funnels and overall online marketing strategy. My target audience is primarily B2C, so experience in this area is essential. The ideal candidate will be proficient in creating strategies, implementing these strategies effectively, and improving the results over time through data analysis. Key Responsibilities: - Develop a comprehensive digital marketing strategy that encompasses my target audience and business goals - Implement the strategy across a variety of digital marketing channels, including but not limited to social media, email marketing, and SEO - Continuously monitor and analyze the performance of the sales funnels and marketing campaigns - Generate actionable insights and make data-driven decisions to optimize t...

Hi, I need many rewrites. The first batch is of 200 articles. I will ask for a 100 -150 word sample rewrite on the topic given by me. (Removed by Freelancer) Interested candidates, please bid. Long-term work for the right candidate. We will hire multiple writers. Regards, B

I'm seeking a talented individual who can consistently create entertaining TikTok and Instagram reels for me, with a focus on AI clips and humor-filled content such as baby and animal videos. Key Responsibilities: - Regularly produce a variety of engaging content in the form of AI clips, baby videos, animal humor, etc. - Be up-to-date and innovative with entertainment trends on both platforms. - Maintain a consistent posting schedule. Ideal Skills: - Previous experience with content creation on TikTok and Instagram. - Expertise in humor and entertainment content development. - Knowledge of AI clips would be beneficial. Let's bring laughter and joy to people's social media feeds together!

I'm looking for an experienced illustrator to create an anime-style color portrait of an older woman. The character should be depicted as tired and grumpy, capturing the essence of this emotion with a touch of humor. Key requirements include: - Anime-style expertise: Applicants should have a strong portfolio demonstrating proficiency in this specific style. - Emotion portrayal: The ability to convey the specific emotion of 'tired and grumpy' in a fresh and engaging way is crucial. - Attention to detail: It's important that the final piece is rich in color and in line with the anime aesthetic. I own a wolf sanctuary. I’m just looking for a profile pic of me, tired, grumpy and holding the coffee cup that says "I will bite you". The cartoon photo...

I'm in need of a skilled UIZARD expert, preferably based in Mumbai, for developing a mobile application. My aim is to have this project completed within a week. Key features for this app include: - User login/authentication - In-app purchases - Push notifications The app itself will be a sophisticated blend of Airbnb and Facebook, with an extensive set of features. Therefore, I'm seeking a professional with a robust understanding of these two platforms, and the capacity to deliver a high-quality, user-friendly final product on both iOS and Android & a web-app. A potential candidate would be someone with: - Prior experience in developing complex mobile apps - Proficiency in UIZARD - A strong background in UI/UX design - A track record of meeting tight deadlines - Proximity ...

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I'm on the hunt for talented web developers from India for a long-term collaboration. My project revolves around creating an informational website integrating a contact form and services section. The desired aesthetic is minimalistic and clean. Key Responsibilities: - Website development and design based on briefs - Implementation of a user-friendly services section - Inclusion of easy-to-use contact forms Ideal skills and qualifications: - Proven experience in website design - Strong aesthetic sense with a preference for clean, minimalist styles - Fluent in English, excellent communication skills Please mention your quote for a fully-functional website in your bid. Your creativity and problem-solving skills will be appreciated on this project, as well as your ability to build sma...

I have some errors that came up during runtime and wanted someone to check them out and offer some guidance on what could be causing the errors.

I'm in need of a marketing assistant who can bring fresh ideas and creativity to the table. This role will primarily focus on social media management and content creation. Key responsibilities include: - Social Media Management: You will be responsible for managing my Facebook, Instagram, Linkedin, and Tiktok accounts. This includes creating engaging posts, responding to comments, and growing the follower base. - Content Creation: I'm not looking for someone who will just use Canva templates. You must be able to create original and high-quality content in various formats such as blog posts, infographics, videos, and regular social media posts. Ideal candidate should have: - Previous experience in social media management and content creation - Strong copywriting skills and a goo...

As an enthusiastic creator, I'm seeking a talented and imaginative animator to bring my ideas to life. The focus will be on producing engaging and educational cartoon videos for preschool-aged children. Key Points: - The videos should be centered around child-friendly humor, captivating visuals, and easy-to-understand general knowledge. - Your proposal plays a significant role in the selection process, so please ensure you provide a detailed project proposal. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in creating child-focused content, especially for preschoolers. - Proficiency in animation and video editing software. - A strong portfolio that showcases your ability to merge entertainment and education seamlessly. - Strong communication skills and a collaborative attitude to e...

I'm on the hunt for pre-built Web3 games. Further specifications of the game type were left open-ended, so any genre from collectibles, role-playing, to strategy games may be considered. Are you currently working on a Web3 Game? Did you already finish making a Web3 Game? Do you perhaps worked on a Web3 game before and own the rights? We are interested in 1. buying the code and rights 2. Or listing it on our platform This is a unique opportunity where you can sell your existing Web3 Gaming Project to us or list it on our platform. Write down the following: -Platform(s) of the game -Technologies you used to make the game -Concept and type of game (5-10 sentences) -Price estimate I'm NOT looking for someone to build a game from the start!!! You have to have an already working...

I have a small desktop application (little bigger than windows calculator sized) that was developed couple of years ago and now wanted to revamp the UI to latest design. Note: It's an algo trading application but the UI developer need NOT know anything about stock market because functionality development is being taken care by other developer. Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in UI/UX design - Experience in desktop application development - Attention to detail and user-centric approach.

Currently, I'm seeking top-notch content contributors with proficiency in creating a variety of professional and formal written materials. The needed content spans across: - Website Content: Crafting brand-focused, clear, and compelling web copy is key. Freelancers should be able to communicate our offerings in an accessible, engaging manner. - Blog Articles: Develop insightful, well-researched articles for our blog. Experience with SEO techniques is a plus. - Product Descriptions: Write concise and persuasive descriptions for our range of products, illuminating their features in a business-friendly tone. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in professional writing, editing, and proofreading. - An understanding of SEO practices. - The ability to communicate complex ideas effec...

We are looking for few Product Testers based in USA to test our products and give us your insights on the product performance. The products would be mainly Pet & bird related toys or other products. We'll cover all the costs during this process & after the testing, you can keep the product & no need to return it. For this job, you only need to experience our product and let us know how you feel about the product so we can make improvements. You have to test the product and share photos or Videos during the testing of this product. After you receive the product, we will give you a week for the test duration and preparation of report. We will be sharing the format of the report. You just have to add your words. If you are interested, kindly answer all the questions below....

I require a skilled blog writer with knowledge and understanding of the job-seeking process. Your task is to produce SEO-friendly articles centered on career advice, job seeking strategies, and the global job market. The ideal person for this role should have: - Experience in writing on job-related topics. - Knowledge of...job-related topics. - Knowledge of SEO best practices. - Ability to capture the interest of job seekers. Your role will focus on: - Writing engaging, informative articles. - Utilizing SEO to increase website visibility. - Creating content specifically tailored to job seekers. The ultimate goal of these blog posts is to inform and guide job seekers. This project presents a valuable opportunity for writers with an interest in career guidance and the job-seeking...

I'm looking for a meticulous individual with expertise in web development and an interest in writing to superbly showcase my portfolio. * Core Skills: * Sensitivity towards both short and long-form written content. You should have a good eye for design, attention to detail and be able to meticulously highlight the unique features of my work. Your portfolio or samples of past work similarly done will be appreciated. Let me know your innovative ideas on how to effectively highlight these skills in my portfolio.

I need a proficient researcher and writer to handle a job of writing my PhD Confirmation of Enrolment document. The document has already been written but need to make it up to 6000 words or ...- Finish writing my PhD Enrollment Confirmation document while maintaining the academic integrity and tone of the document. - adjusting the title of thesis Ideal skills: - Experience in academic writing and research is highly preferred. - Fluent in English and Arabic. - Knowledge in academic regulations and terms would be an advantage. Only experienced professional researchers and academic writers are encouraged to bid. I will be sending the specific document that I want to be finished so the writer can carry on and adjust the title. Will also be providing samples to what I want my work t...

I'm looking for a talented script writer to work on a draft comedy script for a TV project. This script will be targeted at an adult audience. Key Points: - Your primary task is to review, modify...modify and work on the draft to create a compelling, engaging, and humorous script that will captivate the listeners. - The tone of the script should be light-hearted, witty, and entertaining, in line with the comedy genre. - Understanding of TV scripts and their unique requirements is a plus. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in comedy scriptwriting, especially for radio. - Ability to tailor humor for an adult audience. - Strong understanding of pacing and structure in scripting. - Familiarity with the TV industry and its specific requirements. - Excellent communication and collab...

...high school kids, college athletes and those that aspire to become professional athletes so the illustrations should suit that demographic. - The sports theme is predominately focused on basketball and sports agents consequently, experience or understanding of the sport will be a considerable advantage. - I envision the style to be a blend of fantasy, adventure, and educational elements along with humor Ideal Skills: - Experience creating illustrations for adult-centric content. - Skilled in creating cartoon-style graphics. - Knowledge or interest in sports, specifically basketball. - Comprehension of fantasy and adventure themes. - Can work to a deadline and maintain good communication. This project promises to be an exciting venture and I'm thrilled about potential colla...

...for £3.50. The colour scheme should use beige and dark green on a light background. The font should be Helvetica. The logo should be modelled after a simple rifle scope. It should use GitHub for version control and be deployable to Firebase for hosting. It should use Firestore if a database is required for anything. Preferably, it should be accessible, responsive, and use SEO. Analytics are not wanted and the website should be GDPR compliant. The home page should contain a Services section, Location section, and About section. Any content (such as titles) or external variables (such as API keys and email addressees) should be modifiable easily from a markdown (.md) file or text (.txt) file, rather than directly in the code. The booking page should use a wizard to walk u...

I am seeking a qualified web developer to create a captivating blog website for my project. The purpose of the website is to publish genre-specific short stories, aimed primarily at an adult audience. To meet this requirement, the potential freelancer should have: - Proficiency in creating an engaging, user-friendly website layout... - Proficiency in creating an engaging, user-friendly website layout - Experience in incorporating features for story submission and publication - Understanding of how to target content to a specific audience - Experience in genre-specific themes and templates - Excellent SEO skills to drive appropriate traffic to the site Together, we can create a unique platform that successfully connects writers and adult readers through captivating genre-specifi...

...I require assistance in extracting relevant studies from top-tier UK or USA journals. Familiarity and access to vast academic journals are absolutely necessary. - I'm focused on qualitative research and expect appropriate methodologies to be applied in this study. -I require that the writer must not use AI generated text or sources. AI sometimes CREATES references that do not exist! Only true writers may apply please. Skills required: - Extensive experience in Social Sciences. - Should have privileged access to premium academic journals in UK and USA - Familiarity with qualitative research methodologies. - An ability to synthesize complex concepts and give an in-depth understanding of the subject matter. - A track record of conducting research for high-level academic pur...

I am in need of an experienced content writer who can produce various forms of content centered around the topic of bus manufacturing. Your work should cover blog articles, website content, and social media posts. The purpose of the content is to inform, promote, and educate reade...to be accurate, comprehensive and of course, original. Ideal Skills: - Excellent writing and editing skills - Prior experience in writing about manufacturing or a related field - Ability to thoroughly research and understand the topic of bus manufacturing - Creative mindset to make technical content engaging - Ability to adhere to deadlines and content guidelines This project is ideal for writers with a knack for technical subjects and an ability to translate complex concepts into easy-to-understan...

I'm looking for a graphic designer who can skillfully change the background of an image to create a new environment. Specifically, the image is of my wife on our wedding day, she really wanted a picture of her with the car, but we forgot on the day and missed the opportunity. Key Tasks: - Add picture of her beetle into the background of a wedding picture - Insert a high-resolution, realistic new environment - Position my Beetle car prominently in the image - Images can be sent over Ideally, you have previous experience with car image editing and can demonstrate a high level of attention to detail. I'm expecting the result to be realistic and in high definition. Proficiency in Photoshop or equivalent software is required. If you appreciate cars, specifically Beetles, th...

I'm in need of a skilled freelancer who can deliver a well-rounded Google sheet to capture important aspects of monthly personal finance, it's crucial that the created sheet can be adaptable to handle text, numerical, and date/time data. Key features: - Data validation - Pivot tables - Conditional Formatting - charts/graphs To be a right fit for this task, you should have a strong grasp on creating and optimizing Google Sheets, with these particular functions. Showcasing your past work in similar projects will strengthen your application. I'm looking forward to collaborating with you on this project to create a solid and functional Google sheet.

I’m seeking experienced content writers capable of producing in-depth blog articles and website content that exceed 1000 words. * Key Topics: Must be comfortable writing about topics related to Business and Finance as well as Technology and Innovation. * Ideal Skills: Solid grasp of the English language, ability to conduct thorough research, excellent SEO know-how, and exceptional critical thinking capacity. * Experience: Past experience in writing detailed articles about Business and Finance or Technology and Innovation is a must. The qualified freelancer should be able to deliver compelling and unique content, free from plagiarism and grammatical errors. Please include samples of your previous work in your bid.

I am looking for a skilled producer to help me create a hard-hitting crime documentary focused on the topic of malicious prosecution leading to a death sentence. The main angle of this documentary will be exploring the corruption present within the justice system. Key Points: - Focused on the topic of malicious prosecution resulting in a death sentence - Perspective: Corruption in the justice system - Seeking to feature experts such as legal professionals, formerly wrongfully convicted individuals and evidence to show cause in the documentary. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in producing crime or investigative documentaries - Strong understanding of the legal system and corruption within it - Ability to weave together complex legal narratives in a compelling an...

I'm seeking an experienced Urdu comedy script writer capable of creating engaging, 10-15 minute long episodes for a YouTube comedy series. Your work should revolve around stand-up comedy, sketch comedy, and sitcom themes. The humor should be primarily satirical. - **Skills Needed:** - Comedy writing - Urdu language proficiency - Experience with YouTube content creation - Understanding of satire humor Apply if your wit can generate laughs and keep our viewers entertained episode after episode.

I'm seeking a skilled animator with a proven track record in creating engaging motion graphics. 2D character animator required Preferred softwares : Adobe animate, Adobe after effects, ...animator required Preferred softwares : Adobe animate, Adobe after effects, Krita Skills: 2D frame by frame animation, character animation, character design, background design, and motion graphics. Skills and Experience needed: - Proficiency in motion graphics animation Preferred softwares : Adobe animate, Adobe after effects, Krita Main Responsibilities: - Conceptualizing and executing a humor-filled animation - Ensuring the animation effectively communicates the essence of entertainment and comedy for a mature audience - Delivering a final product that resonates with viewers aged...

Hi Giorgia C., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.

Short article, travel story, food lover Details will be shared during bidding stage.

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I need a virtual PA with extensive experience dealing with UK customers. Your primary responsibilities will include managing a moderate volume of emails, overseeing my calendar, and arranging travel. As a side task you'd also occasionally be charged with drafting procedure type documents. The ideal candidate should: - Have excellent written and verbal English language skills. - Be adept in Microsoft Office. - Have basic project planning abilities. To keep everything orderly, you should set aside a bit under an hour each day for calendar management. Remember - an organized schedule paves the way for smooth-sailing operations!

Short article, travel story, food lover Details will be shared during bidding stage.

... The design should be cartoonish and exude a sense of humor and coolness. - The mascot could be designed with a baseball cap. - The background should be white and the cartoon should be outlined with a black line. - To print large and small sized stickers (maximum size about 12 x 12 inch or 30 x 30 cm). To print the stickers I need a suitable image file : in addition to a jpg (at least 300 dpi) also a PSD. - The final design should be suitable for printing stickers. The stickers serve as giveaways and to decorate a Land Rover, introducing a fun and light-hearted touch to the vehicle. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in character design and illustration, especially in a cartoon style. - Creativity and a good sense of humor, to ensure the mascot is both cheeky...

I'm seeking a qualified web developer to create a minimalist-style e-commerce website. The initial project will include developing 10 main pages along with templates for two additional sub-pages. The ability to easily add more sub-pages in the future is crucial. The website will serve multiple purposes: providing information and facilitating online shopping. Key requirements include: *...component must include a product search function. * It should facilitate customer reviews. Ideal freelancers will have a demonstrated knack for creating simple, sleek, and user-friendly e-commerce sites. Knowledge of and experience with Shopify are paramount, as is the ability to upload and arrange products appealingly. Familiarity with developing sites that incorporate customer reviewing is highly...