Funny texts jobs
I'm looking for a skilled designer to create a fun and unique bath/kitchen mat design that incorporates fun characters/cartoons and or funny quotes. Key requirements: - Incorporate fun characters and funny quotes - Design should be suitable for all ages - The bath mat should be made of high-quality rubber material Ideal skills and experience: - Previous experience in designing bath mats or similar products - Creative design skills with a focus on funny/cute characters and typography - Understanding of various age demographics and how to cater to a wide audience - Experience with designing products that will be manufactured using rubber material Looking forward to seeing your creative ideas for this project!
...Primary Goal: The primary purpose for this software is to execute various automated tasks with top-notch efficiency. - Skills and Experience: Ideal candidates should possess ample proficiency with Python programming language. A strong understanding of automation execution will be a prerequisite. - Website Interactions: Intriguingly, the software will scrape information mainly from press release texts converting into video format. Hence, experience in handling such is a considerable advantage. In a nutshell, if you possess the right technical aptitude in Python and automation, I'd love to hear about your approaches and process. Exceptional problem-solving capacities and attention to detail will be key! Press Releases of the Press Information Bureau are in the form of t...
I am seeking an expert in text automation to implement a solution for my coaching business. It's crucial for the program to be able to send automated messages and respond to certain keywords. Additionally, messages should be personalized based on specific client information and respond to Frequently Asked Questions about my business. I receive 5-30 texts per day. I also need a system implemented that sends a text for every phone call that I receive. The initial text for every new phone number inquiring about my services should direct them to my website. I also need a chatbot for my website, if clients need to ask specific questions about my services. Your responsibilities will include: - Developing a Chatbot system for SMS, WhatsApp, and website communication.
Hello I search for freelancer with reddit accounts. To create posts with photo in to niche subreddits. Promotion goods - unique design watch bands. I will write post texts and provide live photos. Will you interested and how much is your price for 1 post
...it/test Final result In the whole site you have to... - sett the font Verdana in CSS (for every page, article, post) - put the header in all pages In Home page Articles Line You have to… - reduce titles and characters - justify text - make the photo appear in each box on subsequent pages (“Older Posts”) “Aree di intervento” Line You have to… - justify to the page both the lines and the 3 texts (“Empowerment delle Persone"; "Empowerment delle Aziende"; "Empowerment delle Comunità Locali”) Event Line You have to do in a way that… - It shows the events that have been loaded in the plugin “MEC " (Modern Events Calendar) Line of “School of Integrated Training with Migration&rdq...
I'm looking for a proficient video creator to make a 10-15 minutes video depicting my topic in a funny exciting way that elicits emotional connection with viewers, specifically targeted towards adults aged 25-50. Key Elements I want Included: structure it to build anticipation, reveal personal stories, and conclude with a powerful revelation of the agents' identities and contributions. Each scene is designed to hold the audience's attention while unfolding the narrative layer by Timeline:Scene 1: Star Wars-Inspired Opening Duration: 0:00 - 0:50 A classic Star Wars crawl introduces the concept of invisible forces within the Takeda Alliance, setting the stage for a tale of unseen heroes who shape the fate of the galaxy from the 2: The Shadow Operatives Duration: 0:51
I am seeking a creative freelancer to help design an assortment of Christmas ornaments and magnets...minimalist aesthetics; however, I am also open to bespoke, custom designs. - The ornaments should be in the size range of 8-10cm. - They will double up as coasters and fridge magnets. Themes: - Primarily, I am seeking to incorporate elements unique to Icelandic culture, such as Viking, Puffin, Icelandic sheep and horse looks, paganism, and Reykjavik. - Additionally, fun and humorous elements such as funny jokes, dark humor, and friendly words are welcome. Searching for a designer with: - A robust portfolio in product design. - Experience in working with varied materials. - A keen eye for modern, minimalist aesthetics. Let's create something fun, unique, and distinctively Icel...
I am seeking a part-time translator to bridge communication by translating general text documents from Chinese to Vietnamese. As the ideal candidate, you bring: - Proficiency in both Chinese and Vietnamese, with a high degree of understanding of idiomatic ...accurate transfer of information considering cultural references. - Exceptional attention to detail for preserving the original format and nuances of the source text. - Ability to handle multiple tasks and work under time constraints. - A professional attitude to accept and incorporate feedback for continuous improvement. This is a perfect opportunity for translators accustomed to handling general texts in Chinese and Vietnamese. Tackle varying content across different topics and contribute significantly to overcoming language...
Hello there, Currently, we are looking for Native Russian Speakers with professional language skills to translate English texts into Russian and Russian into English. The only requirement is that the translations must be done manually (Human), not by machines, DeepL, or Google Translate. Otherwise, it will be rejected. Please ensure your proposal is concise and includes your years of experience. If you're proficient in additional languages such as UK English, US English, Belarusian, Ukrainian, Estonian, Georgian, Latvian, Polish, etc., please mention them. This would be advantageous as we often have projects in various languages for translation, proofreading, transcription, writing, or voice-overs. Note: We will talk to all candidates, whether they are new, experienced, or ...
...world, success relies on effective communication with the target audience, and translating marketing articles between languages greatly contributes to achieving this communication. A professional translator strives to maintain the brand's essence and convey the message accurately and and professionalism in dealing with marketing topics require the translator to deeply analyze texts and have a profound understanding of concepts and specialized terminology in the field of marketing. With accuracy and cultural and linguistic proficiency in both target languages, a skilled translator can deliver outstanding marketing articles that captivate readers and convey the message efficiently and summary, proficiency in translating marketing articles between English and Arabic
I need a seasoned video editor to substitute some of the existing text in my social media video. Key Responsibilities: - Replace few texts within the clip segments - Ensure the new text aligns seamlessly with the existing clip content - Maintain the overall video aesthetics Ideal skill sets include but are not limited to: - Proven experience in video editing - Proficiency in video editing software - Keen attention to detail - Strong understanding of social media video trends
Responsibilities: Proficiency in both native English and Vietnamese. Ability to translate Vietnamese texts into natural, fluent English that sounds like a native English speaker. Translation experience is an advantage. Tasks: Translate Vietnamese texts into English. Ensure that the translation is accurate, conveys the full meaning, and has a native English style. Collaborate with the editorial team to finalize the translation. Additional details: Length of each article: Approximately 1000 words Number of articles per month: 4 ~ 8 Price per article: $5
...Where does Krishna live? - Showing his Island (3d model I provide) with music in the background (I will provide the audio of a song) 2. How can we be happy? - We'll play the song and Krishna holding a chanting bag and passing it to the girl on the other side of the screen (I have a video of her catching the chanting bag and beginning chanting. 3. What is Krishna like...? - We'll show various texts on screen to represent qualities of Krishna and as we scroll through these we'll show images of Krishna displaying that sort of a character , e.g. "Cool" might show him looking cool wearing glasses maybe?, "brave" might show him as holding weapons. Hope you get what I mean. 4. Is Krishna the strongest superhero? - This one is a bit interesting, I...
I require an llustrator who can convert a picture into into cartoon-style illustration I provide the picture of the animal, I need to get JUST the donkey as a funny cartoon-style illustration with the word "Igor" No need to convert the horses, just the donkey.
I want t...Key Features: 1. Authentication to prevent unauthorized access. 2. Display contacts with conversations. 3. Show conversation history when a contact is selected and load more messages when scrolling up. Customer messages may include images and pdf files. 4. List products for order form via my API for the selected contact. 5. Mark conversations as read once opened, like WhatsApp. 6. Allow sending texts, images, and PDF files to customers. 7. Enable sending of preset template messages. 8. When a message is sent, delivered, and read show tick marks like WhatsApp. 9. New messages should automatically be tagged as unresolved. Ability to mark conversations as resolved or unresolved. 10. Display contacts or customer list based on assignments to each of our 2 team members enteri...
I'm looking for an experienced t-shirt designer with a keen artistic eye to create unique designs for an upcoming Mother's Day and Father's Day collection. Key Requirements: - Create sellable designs in the theme of Mother's Day and Father's Day. - Incorporate elements of hearts, family portraits, and funny quotes into the designs. - The quantity of designs needed is between 50-100 for each theme. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in graphic design, particularly in designing clothing apparel. - Strong understanding of themes and visual elements that resonate with audiences during Mother's Day and Father's Day. - Good sense of humor and ability to incorporate subtle, family-friendly humor into designs. - Ability to deliver high-quality wo...
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I am seeking a talented voice actor for my YouTube channel targeted towards children aged 0-16 years. The role involves bringing to life the thoughts and emotions of pet animals featured in our content. The language is English. The ideal candidate would have: - Experience in voice acting, particularly in portraying a variety of characters. - Ability to engage younge...characters. - Ability to engage younger audiences through a lively and energetic vocal performance. - A good understanding of how to portray pet animals in a fun, relatable manner that appeals to kids. - Ability to deliver lines and narrations in a clear, articulate manner suitable for children. 10 videos per month. It's not exactly clear what amount of work would be required, but about 35 different funny voiceo...
...developer on this project, however I need a second lead developer for when the first one does nothing. This will mean pushing and commiting to the main site using GIT. And being responsible for code reviews. We work daily on the system and expect push 2 or 3 times a day. The work is for 1 month full time to create features and work on the system logic, flow, sessions, redirects, languages, texts and even add pages to the Admin. After this it will be part time. I prefer twice daily communication and roundup on what is done and what is being pushed from our work pipeline. Samples of yesterdays requirements (that were not done at all). 1. Removed requirement to press STOP on Production before moving to next step 2. Login links added to each login page to link to the other...
I'm in need of an engaging and informed Instagram Manager for a doctor's social media. The ideal freelancer will have experience with health and wellness content, as well as a knack for inspiring audiences. Key Responsibilities: -coming up with funny and creative content ideas - Create and post content three times a week. Our audience enjoys a good mix of health and wellness tips, inspiration through quotes and success stories, and a bit of fun through comedy. - Build a strong, engaged community around the account. We want our followers to feel connected and represented. Skills and Experience: - Experience with Instagram management, particularly for health professionals - Proven ability to grow and engage an online community - Good sense of humor and a knack for i...
There are 500 pages of engineering manuals translated to Greek from English via software. Editing/formatting is corrupted and they should be reformatted. More than half of the document is in good shape but every page must be checked and arranged similar to the original file, but ...Editing/formatting is corrupted and they should be reformatted. More than half of the document is in good shape but every page must be checked and arranged similar to the original file, but not strictly. Documents should only look neat and readable, so easy and quick solutions from your side on formatting is accepted. Most common issues, there are some extra spaces on pages and some texts are outside of the margins. Texts, images should be moved. Challenge is only PDF files are exist. Design files ...
...need of passionate freelance translators. My project involves translating various documents and thereby requires high levels of fluency, attention to detail, and a comprehensive understanding of both source and target languages. I welcome translators with prior experience, although highly motivated newcomers are also invited to apply. Your responsibilities will include: - Translation of various texts, including technical and non-technical content. - Proofreading of your translations to ensure accuracy and consistency. Ideal Skills: - Strong command of your working languages - Excellent writing skills - Detail oriented - Previous translation experience, preferred but not mandatory. The commitment for this project is flexible and I am looking forward to collaborating with dedi...
I'm looking for someone to work on a curriculum document for a school. Specifically, there's a need for: - Bolding texts appropriately to highlight key points - Adjusting and aligning tables - Establishing bullet points for lists The document needs to be completed no later than 8AM Kyrgyzstan time on Wednesday the 3rd of April. Ideally, freelancers for this job would have experience with Microsoft Word, demonstrate close attention to detail, and have a background in formatting.
I'm looking for someone to work on a curriculum document for a school. Specifically, there's a need for: - Bolding texts appropriately to highlight key points - Adjusting and aligning tables - Establishing bullet points for lists to break down information into simpler parts. The task requires quick action, as the project needs an ASAP turnaround. Ideally, freelancers for this job would have experience with Microsoft Word, demonstrate close attention to detail, and have a background in academic or curriculum document formatting.
I need an experienced video editor who can deliver a fast-paced and engaging cut for my under 10-minute vlog centered around a funny experience at a barbershop. Skills and Experience Required: • Proven experience in video editing. • Ability to create energetic and fast-paced edits. • Great eye for funny and dynamic moments. • Background in editing lifestyle or activity-based content will be a plus. • Quick turnaround time without compromising on quality. Your work will focus on: • Enhancing the visual and audio quality. • Adding engaging transitions and effects. • Maintaining the fast-paced, energetic theme throughout. • Highlighting humor and making the overall content more engaging. If you have a knack for comical edits an...
I need a proficient designer to transform my vision into a high-quality email signature image. My design is prepared, so all you need to do is bring it to life. It should feature my lo...design is prepared, so all you need to do is bring it to life. It should feature my logo, my contact information and links to my social media platforms. Please, only individuals with previous experience creating professionally styled email signatures. With this project, you should have: - Expertise in graphic design - Ability to accurately interpret design plans - Precision in incorporating logos, texts, and social media links into designs - Prior experience in creating email signature images I look forward to working with a creative and detailed-oriented freelancer to complete this task to my sat...
...existing issue.(can imitate an existing magazine but cant have the same stories and content can follow their layout) Here are the rules: Size: Letter-size Bleed: 1 pica (or 0.125 inch) Standard margins - 1.5 pica (or 0.25 inch) Cover is first page Article spreads will each be two 8.5x11 pages side-by-side Cover must include: Nameplate (try ) Main promo text At least 2 secondary promo texts Photoshop or Illustrator art/photo URL UPC code Date of Publication Price Interior spreads must include: Folios Page Numbers Headlines and Secondary Headlines Subheads in body copy Byline photo or art Captions and credits on all photos and art At least one initial cap treatment At least one quote-out At least one sidebar text Captions, quote-outs, credits, headlines, secondary headlines, pr...
I will provide: The presentation is ready in PowerPoint, but the texts and graphic elements on the slides are not editable, they were converted into a static image. The presentation has 10 slides in Widescreen 16:9 format. I will provide the logo. I need the new presentation to be delivered in editable format, with all design elements and text editable.
Hello, you are well. I'm working on a Wordpress project for a SPA. I've installed the plugin for appointment booking. I tried to configure the module with the Multi-level categories option but it doesn't work https://demo.bookn...installed the plugin for appointment booking. I tried to configure the module with the Multi-level categories option but it doesn't work Change the text color in the fields to "black". Eliminate the option for the choice of countries for the telephone number. Display other texts in black. I need someone who have experience with this plugin.
I'm seeking a skillful copywriter fluent in Swedish to generate content for my website. The main goal of this content is to inform visitors, providing succinct, appealing, and easy-to-comprehend information. Key tasks will include: - Developing a coherent content strategy - Writing clear and informative content While not mandatory, havin...certain level of ambiguity and still generate stunning results. The ability to research, comprehend and write about a variety of topics will be essential. To sum it up, I need a creative, results-oriented copywriter with an excellent understanding of how to convey information effectively on a website. Your fluency in Swedish and experience in content writing should enable you to create engaging texts that will inform and captivate my webs...
...accepted to ensure the passage of link equity. The use of "nofollow" links is not permitted for this project. Permanence: Backlinks must be permanent, with a guaranteed period of at least 12 months. Any link that is removed within this period must be replaced at no additional cost. Reporting: A detailed monthly report is required, listing all the backlinks created, including the URLs, the anchor texts used, and the authority of the linking pages. Compliance: The project must strictly adhere to white hat SEO practices. No spammy or black hat techniques will be tolerated. All strategies employed should comply with Google's Webmaster Guidelines to ensure the long-term success and integrity of our website. By adjusting the focus to the Philippine market and emphasi...
I need a developer to create an OCR web-based system specifically for recognizing handwritten English text. Key Features: - The main task of the system is to perform imag...English text. Key Features: - The main task of the system is to perform image recognition - It should specifically recognize handwritten English text - The OCR system will not be used for other purposes such as data extraction or document conversion Desired Skills & Experience: - Proficient delivering OCR web-based solutions - Previous experience with projects focusing on recognizing handwritten texts - Fluent in English language understanding. Your background in machine learning or artificial intelligence can prove beneficial. First-hand experience in image processing and pattern recognition will also...
I need a meme coin crypto currency website made . Attached is what needed to be put on the website. Please use some creativity with the design to make it look attractive to investors. Name of coin is "Yugen Inu" This memecoin is based off this so please use creativity to make this look cool or funny. Open to all colors and design.
I'm looking for a skilled frontend developer to implement a responsive design on my website, ensuring functionality across Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, and Safari. We discuss the design and texts and you create a html page (using bootstrap) I need the job completed within hours today
I am seeking a skilled 2D animator for a simple, yet captivatin...providing you with the music as well as a theme to base your animations on. Specifically, your contributions will involve: - Developing 2D animations that align with the theme of each song - Keeping the complexity to a minimum while ensuring the video is engaging - Incorporating subtitles and occasional on-screen texts in the videos Ideal candidates will have: - Proficiency in 2D animation, particularly for music-themed videos - An understanding of how to integrate subtitles and texts into videos - Strong ability to adhere to simplicity while captivating viewers This project does not require extravagant designs or complex animations, rather, your creativity in creating straightforward, engaging 2D animati...
I'm seeking a proficient cold caller to set appoint...appointments with real estate agents. Your primary goal will be to generate leads through phone outreach, targeting agents in the real estate industry. We are a social media marketing agency running ads for real estate investors. • Your Responsibilities Cold calling a lead list Booking appointments on a calendar • Requirements Good sales skills Have a decent accent Be able to hold a conversation well Funny and witty No background noises Dedicated to work hard • OTE Pay per close : around $400 USD ***HOW TO GET HIRED*** Submit a 60 second loom video of you doing a role play using the cold calling script attached below. DO NOT BOTHER APPLYING IF YOU CANNOT RECORD A LOOM VIDEO. This role requires a 10-20 h...
I'm in need of a professional who is experienced in delivering impactful text outbounding for marketing purposes. The primary target for this project is Independent Tool & Equipment Rental. Key responsibilities: - Design and implement effective marketing messages. - Ensure the successful delivery of these texts. - Convert independent tool rental ads from Kijiji & Facebook Marketplace to join our website Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in text outbounding. - Past success in targeting small businesses & individuals. - Ability to craft compelling marketing messages. Preferential consideration will be given to freelancers who can provide examples of their work specifically related to texting campaigns targeting builders, contractors, small busines...
I'm in need of a professional who is experienced in delivering impactful text outbounding for marketing purposes. The primary target for this project is Independent Tool & Equipment Rental. Key responsibilities: - Design and implement effective marketing messages. - Ensure the successful delivery of these texts. - Convert independent tool rental ads from Kijiji & Facebook Marketplace to join our website Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in text outbounding. - Past success in targeting small businesses & individuals. - Ability to craft compelling marketing messages. Preferential consideration will be given to freelancers who can provide examples of their work specifically related to texting campaigns targeting builders, contractors, small busines...
I'm seeking a talented and creative logo designer with a funny bone, particularly, someone who understands and appreciates memes. Here's what I need: - A minimalist cartoonish meme logo - The logo must represent hilarious and reaction memes - I'm open to ideas. The key here is that it has to make me laugh Please share previous artwork similar to this project so I can get a feel for your style. Enthusiasm for memes is definitely a plus! The meme name is F it F it Coin isn’t just a currency; it’s a lifestyle. It's for those moments when you choose to live life on the edge of your seat, or the comfort of your couch. The "Fck it" meme refers to a broad category of memes that express a sense of resignation or the decision to do something despit...
...artistic task for you. You must be able to draw good, and have a good portfolio. I need a beautifull graphic sketch with clowns, exactly a Clown Man up on the left and Clown girl up on the right and other two on the sides, and stars, stripes, any kind of circus decorations. You can see the example on old truck. You have to draw on the "new truck" see foto below. The characters must be happy and funny not giving fair or sexualy impression, and not like a cartoon. You can use all colours, on the background put also yellow and pink stripes, somewhere. You can also make it in vintage style with gold ornament. (optional) The style also i like Marvel Studios. (optional) The sketch have to be on the "New Truck" foto below. Important for me is to see not the foto...
I'm in need of a 3D animated video to succinctly and effectively explain my product/service on Etsy. The video should be no more than 15 seconds, yet rich with essential information. Key Components: - Product Demonstrations: The video must showcase the key uses and benefits of my product, exhibiting the product in action. - Texts and Titles: Accompanying these demonstrations, accurate and concise text is required to further explicate the product's features. Ideal Skills: - Extensive experience in producing 3D animation. - Familiarity with short-form product explainer videos. - Ability to capture the essence of the product through creative visualization. - Excellent command of text and title incorporation in animations. Attached below is a video of what we do, I need th...
I am looking for a talented designer who can create a cartoonish logo featuring a young hockey player FACE with a crooked helmet, missing tooth, and a bruised eye, looking a bit goofy. (Like he got knocked silly, maybe eyes in different directions?) this should be cute and funny. The words “I survived” at the top and “the ESE Battle Camp" at the bottom. Crossed hockey sticks at the bottom (similar to the layout of a skull and crossbones) would be great at the bottom. I like the EXPRESSION and EMOTION of the baby photo, but apply it to a “kid.” The ages (young teenager) you have all submitted so far are perfect! NOT A BABY Key Aspects: - Must use a cartoonish style. - The logo must incorporate hockey stick(s). - The color scheme needs to be ca...
...opportunity to showcase your skills and creativity in web design and development on a global platform. Contest Overview: - Objective: Design and build a simple yet modern 5-page website. The pages include Home, About Us, Product, Services, and Contact. These can be presented as a single long-page format or as separate sections. The website should have 3 language versions: English, Spanish and Italian (texts provided by us). - Design Theme: We are looking for a design that is modern, elegant, technological, fresh, and sleek. The design should reflect the innovative nature of our product and services. - Submission Requirements: Participants must submit a draft image of the proposed website design. The draft should give us a clear idea of your design concept and how the final we...
We are seeking a skilled and reliable Virtual Assistant to join our team at The Reliable Solutions Company, LLC. This is a permanent position for someone who can effectively handle email correspondence, respond to texts, make calls, and manage various administrative tasks. The ideal candidate should possess excellent communication skills, attention to detail, and the ability to work independently. Responsibilities: Email Management: Respond to emails promptly and professionally. Organize and prioritize emails for efficient communication. Text Responses: Handle text messages promptly, conveying information accurately. Phone Calls: Make and receive calls on behalf of the company. Provide information and assistance as needed. Administrative Tasks: Assist in various administrative...
I am looking for an experienced writer and editor who can help me consolidate my vast array of texts into one cohesive and engaging book. My texts are primarily in word document format. The book should be fashioned in such a way that appeals to the general public, creating a compelling narrative to connect and intrigue my readers. Considering the target audience, the writing style must use common language, easily understandable and immersed in storytelling. KEY TASKS & REQUIREMENTS: - Impeccable writing and editing skills - Experience in working with word documents - Ability to create a compelling and fluent narrative - Adept at tweaking content to match general readership - Attention to detail. This project requires professionalism, creativity, and a keen...
The website will host all my illustration, graphic design, UI/UX, and motion design work. It should have a store, be responsive, and be secured with an SSL certificate. If you're a developer well-versed in coding languages like ReactJS, HTML, CSS, let's talk. We can discuss further how the contents will be presented, over texts or a call.
I'm looking for a skilled designer to create a text-based logo for my company. The logo should follow a modern style and utilize green and orange colors exclusively. Key Requirements: - Effective understanding of modern logo design principles - Ability to create visually interesting texts - Strong sense of color theory, specifically with green and orange - Portfolio showcasing previous text-based logo designs is preferred. Your task would be involving creativity to make a logo speak for the brand using the specified colors and text. Proven experience in logo design is a must-have for this project. Please share your past work that portrays your capabilities in text-based modern logo design.
I'm ...video editing - Use FCPX (Finalcut Pro Editing Software) - Speak fluent English - Work remotely - Be able to tell a story through editing - Provide a video turn around of 7-10 days - Edit approx 2-3 videos per month - Be able to create 30-60 second reels from longer footage - Have a strong portfolio showcasing the above - We will pay per video project Our YouTube audience loves videos that are funny and capture entertainment between our crew including mishaps and the beautiful scenery. Voiceovers can be completed via our team once the video has been completed so no voice audio is required by the editor. If this type of position is of interest to you, please contact me and include ADVENTURE FUELS YOUR SOUL at the beginning of your application. We look forward to he...