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    Looking for someone to assist with research and script writing for a presentation on the history / evolution of skydiving and parachuting for an adventure tourism industry presentation. This will be a spoken presentation delivered to a live audience, backed up by occasional fun visuals. Must be short, sharp, factual, fun and funny - can even be a bit alternative and off the wall…. Presen...

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    Hello teams, who can build a similar project like Pax ful . com ? Please check their website and apps in detail. I would like to get a similar project with all functionalities and new creative high level design. I´m not a technical person, I need help during the whole developement until the project is completly finished and uploaded on the server and apps are deployed in multiple Stores. ...

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    I have an application on google play and app store, and needs to someone to translate the texts of my apps from English to Norwegian.

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    Short rhyming book involving capers of a dachshund that is occasionally joined by a border collie and a black cat. Illustrations need to be whimsical and funny, appealing to small children. Need to know terms of work and see portfolio of illustrations. Thank you. [Removed for encouraging offsite communication which is against our Terms and Conditions -Section 13:Communication With Other Users]

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    I need you to setup and costumize (directly in my server) a wordpress theme according to the mockups. And after that you will replace the contents (texts, images, link, videos, etc) by the ones I will send you next monday-tuesday. On March 4 you will conclude the site and we will do a 2 hours session by skype to make you some questions about the maintenance of the site. The theme is: [login to vi...

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    We need summaries of conferences. The focus group is built out of people who want to learn with conferences. They focus on the learnings of these videos. We need: - A title (up to 50 characters) - A description (up to 40 words) - Learnings (3-5 concrete bullet points what you learn - max 5 words per bullet point) - Teaser Description (1-2 sentences what you could expect by watching this) - Short ...

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    Hi, I need an iOS and Android app. Screen 1 - welcome screen Screen 2 - survey with 9 questions where person can respond Yes or No Screen 3 - survey result which says: You have respond Yes to X of questions. Notice If the number of Yes answers is 0,1 or two it means that the person is probably healthy and do not have to contact us. If the number of Yes answers is 3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 the person is p...

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    I have couple of design I want to transfer them to art work either in illustrator or photoshop I want someone easy to work with also have good connection skills to go throw the design and do change if need it . my idea here is a donut and in the middle there is a cat face showing and there is a drip of glaze from the donut my point here is to have a funny design and beautiful in the same time...

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    Project features * Latin American Spanish translation * The document will have to be in PDF * The texts within the images will have to be edited * Maximum delivery time allowed 2 months Any questions send private message I will send you details via messages after chatting.

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    I need a new website. I need you to design and build a landing page. It is connected to a League of Legends product. The product allows the user to improve his team. I will supply some texts that should be in the landing page. There are no product screenshots currently available, I will need you to find and provide good images for the landing page. The desktop app is downloadable, so there need...

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    Assalamu Alaikum, Looking to hire a skilled, PASSIONATE content writer to write up contents for promotional graphics. (Banner Ads, emails and Social Media Content etc.) It's an Islamic Application which works like a reminder for Dhikrs. Place your bid with any samples you might have. Thank you.

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    For a small scale foil production, I am looking for a freelance designer, who can create full print job filescustoo,ised energy bar design to be printed on a HP 20000 Indigo machine. Software to be used is adobe indesign or adobe illustrator with the HP smart stream plugin. Bar designs are readily created under adobe illustrator inlcuding the content for text customisation. Print job required d...

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    Looking for Game that for Children , ( Windows PC Desktop Games , easy user controls using with keyboard keys to play)) Funny game, Learning game, Knowledge game ... every kind of games. Simple Windows PC game , easy user controls (using with keyboard keys to play) Example, A customized robot recycle education game have a Robot in the center and hand hold the items, then user click keyboard keys...

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    I am adding some more Hebrew writers into my team of seo projects. You will have to write around 10-15 articles a week for sites i develop on different niches/service/products. Each article length from 300 words to 500 words. Please bid only if you have writing experience for web. I pay 5 USD per 1000 words. Copying texts from your other contents or external sources is strictly prohibited. wri...

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    I need a script....full of comedy in hindi For my youtube channel starting a youtube channel, so the script should be really funny and solid. [Removed by Freelancer.com Admin]

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    I have 17 themes that want to make some customize on it with this tow requires. 1- Add custom CSS to change the Arabic font family. [login to view URL] 2- Remove all redirecting links from buttons or texts. 3- Increase the maximum upload file size. 4- Remove breadcrumb from all pages. 5- Create a demo attachment-data XML file to import. All themes coding and design are the same styles and b...

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    Hi Freelancers! Your help is urgently needed in formatting an excel sheet. I have a letter to be sent to thousands of people listed in excel, what I need is to automatically replace (pls see attached) yellow highlighted parts with the correct entry (ex. salutation, name, etc.) for each row. These replacement texts are also on the sheet itself. Let me know if you can. Thanks.

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    Project features * Latin American Spanish translation * The document will have to be in PDF * The texts within the images will have to be edited * Maximum delivery time allowed 2 months Any questions send private message

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    I have a song that is being promoted and will need video production using the song to create 3 to 5 videos from 30 seconds to 1 minute each. Videos have to be entertaining/funny/meme worthy to be promoted to multiple influencer profiles on IG Must have prior video production/editing skills. Will need to provide previous work links/portfolio. Upon success, may be contacted again for future work o...

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    This design is funny. It combines Nacho (pronounced not yo, which is slang for not your) and a popular picture taking phrase "Say cheese". Photographers ask people to "Say Cheese" because the mouth has to stretch into a smile to say "cheese". Nachos consist of chips with cheese on top. The words on the shirt that should be emphasized are Nacho, Photographer, and Chees...

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    Need a simple, one-page website to act basically as a business card. So nothing fancy, just a page with the name of the business, address, a short description about the services we offer, a few pictures of work we've done, a small contact form and some reviews. I provide all info Once this site is done, I want to use the template that you create for other similar sites, with small variat...

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    Добрый день Ищем человека на полную ставку из СНГ вот описание на английском языке. Ставка 10$ в час. We're looking to hire a full-time candidate for a remote position who will be responsible for following tasks (training will be provided, but basic HTML knowledge is a big plus): Social media: - Create/update Facebook ads (lead gen/boosts etc.) - Send brokers statistics related to their so...

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    help with our website (Dreamweaver) mainly uploading new listings and set key words etc. - help with e-marketing - social media, direct mails etc. - upload offers to various platforms in the internet - formatting images - other support tasks Very good Spanish AND English is needed since we need texts in both languages.

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    We need a translation (Spanish to English) of roughly 2,700 words (use case: texts for our website, topic is influencer marketing.

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    IMPORTANT!!! Please read instructions and check links before posting your work. To win you will need to create JUST ONE character and after I contact you and confirm that you are a winner you will make two more characters in a similar style, kiosk background for all three sides and few lines of text!!! I am looking for someone to make complete graphic design for three sides of fast-food kiosk. Wi...

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    Striving to improve our landing pages for our French website [login to view URL], we are seeking on a continuous basis content-editors who are native and fluent in French. Your job is going to be proof-read French articles and implement new keywords and paragraphs to the articles based on our data about user search intent. We will forward you a personal login to a minor part of our backend, from...

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    2 things: I would like to know cost and if it is possible to replace a post block of a user plugin with that of the Heyoya plugin. Then fix a plugin that reads the texts. It has some things that can be improved and others that don't work.

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    The hard skills required are: PHP, JQuery, mySQL, Bootstrap, CSS, HTML5, AJAX Furthermore, you should have a sense for accurate, design-technically balanced and legally clean work. Project description: We have a new project, which consists of re-designing an existing page. The layout should be created in Bootstrap 4. It´s for a nightclub. The old site is in principle not completely bad. ...

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    We are a small company based in France and Cologne/Aachen/Hamburg. With the philosophy of a startup, we are increasing the turnover bit by bit and need further support (native English speaking person) for our shop team for product descriptions.

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    Hello, UPDATED ---> please rebuild whole powerpoint project in attachment --> more simple for you .. you have all texts and pictures !! FOLLOW PAGES as it in presentation.. dont add more pages (11 pages) ... UPDATED2 ---> ADDED MORE MONEY TO CONTEST ! :) ---> its offer for corporation companies etc.. please make it excellent .. very professionally URGENTLY we need create d...

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    Customise a license design 5 days left
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    I want somebody to help me make a license. On the license, it includes a photo, stamp, and some texts (no more than 50 words). Please refer the demo below (the artist can change the layout as long as the design covers all elements). P.S this job includes making a stamp design and a photo element

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    I am currently looking for new business partners to participate in a data labelling project for one of our key clients, worldwide well-known giant in the IT industry. The purpose of such OCR labeling project is to optimize the OCR engine of the customer. Please check the basic information of this data labeling project below: Ø Labeling Type (guidelines attached): n DevTest Labeling:...

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    I am currently looking for new business partners to participate in a data labeling project for one of our key clients, worldwide well-known giant in the IT industry. The purpose of such OCR labeling project is to optimize the OCR engine of the customer. Please check the basic information of this data labeling project below: Ø Labeling Type : n DevTest Labeling: Labeler have to bo...

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    I need a writer 5 days left

    The guidelines say the following Value: 20% of final grade Due: Tuesday February 25, 2020 (paper copy due at the beginning of class) Details: 4-page (double spaced, 12-point font) plus a title page and a bibliography. Assignment Instructions: Your task for this assignment will be to write a 4-page reflection paper on religion and the natural world. We have considered a number of different rel...

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    Buna Lia - ma numesc Viorel Tulica si stau in US. Mi-e mai usor sa scriu in engleza - daca ai vreo nelamurire imi spui. I just wrote a long message about what I need but apparently there's a 500 character limit. Basically I need multiple one-page sites for a niche industry. If you reply I think we would be able to send longer messages and discuss details - thanks Ok, I can do it here so her...

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    Hello, i need to translate some texts from English to French. I need a native French translator.

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    Hi Everyone! I need someone to look at 4 images that I use on ebay and I want to improve their qualities. (I have creates my versions of these but I am not a professional designer nor a photoshop user so my capabilities are limited hence I need someone to finalize quality) Please see the images in dropbox, here is the link: [login to view URL] (PLEASE NOTE you are not allowed to share/publish t...

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    I need a native speaker who could help me with translation of my insta blogposts in English. And sometimes proofreading for stories texts. We can arrange price per Posting. It will be about 20-30 Postings per month.

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    Hello, I am searching for a freelancer to do the following: -proofread medical related texts, copywriting. Excellent English required, preferably British or American freelancer. -create medical info-graphics -redesign website and transfer into WIX platform and more Please contact me

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    Hello. Here the task: I have: [login to view URL] in English and Russian 2. Html texts - utf-8 What I need: 1. Module of text (html) analysis. Need to find keywords from dictionaries in texts and assign name of thematic to texts according to dictionaries. 2. Thematic can be assigned if there are 2 words(minimum) from dictionary/dictionaries(in total) were found in a text. 3. API This programm(...

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    Hello. Here the task: I have: [login to view URL] in English and Russian 2. Html texts - utf-8 What I need: 1. Module of text (html) analysis. Need to find keywords from dictionaries in texts and assign name of thematic to texts according to dictionaries. 2. Thematic can be assigned if there are 2 words(minimum) from dictionary/dictionaries(in total) were found in a text. 3. API This programm(...

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    I Need a Female Voice Artist who can Give the written sentences the voice it requires. Must be knowing English and American or British Accent would be considered a plus point. The Applicant must be able to produce voice notes with Different tones. The listener should be able to identify the mood by listening to your voice notes. As in the Listener should be able to make out whether the speaker is ...

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    Newsletter Layout 4 days left
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    I need a layout template for my weekly newletter, which i just need to fill some texts or pictures.

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    Trophy icon Logo for our brand - fast job 14 hours left

    Hello, I need nice logo for my brand. I need it very fast. Note: Please create some funny/happy idea with SOCK ICONS. Brand Name: GiggleSocks Winner today! Please do not copy ideas from other brands. It will be checked.

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    Hello, I've an iOS app which is basically a marketplace application. 1-) Users enter their location data while uploading a product. This location function is only available for 2 categories with Google Maps API. I need it to be integrated into all categories (10 categories at total) 2-) There is a Message page for the messages which are sent and delivered. The problem is; these messages a...

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    I would like to have an app developed on react native or flutter for cross-platform support. It is basically going to be a fantasy winning game. Here is the link to the app [login to view URL] Get through the app and let me know how can you help me. Note: If you are not familiar with any of the cross-platform languages then consider not biding on this project. UI and UX are also very import...

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    Watch this videos until the end. You must watch them completely! We gonna ask questions about them. [login to view URL] [login to view URL] If it's your kind of content and if you would like to make some make us a price for each 5 minutes. We provide texts you must provide stock footage and music. You choose how you want build it!

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    We are a young company offering a selection of natural fibres/yarns and knitting/crochet supplies. In order to revive our social media channels we are looking for the Social Media Manager (ongoing basis), with excellent creative &communication skills, excellent marketing& time management skills, with proven experience in social media management within such industries as handcraft, textile,...

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