Funny site editing photos jobs
I need illustration of 2 cows. Please use cow like in attached picture (the one on the left) I need all layers, psd format 1. Cow reading a book 2. Cow in a human disguise (like the pic on the right)
...see attached example (note this quality of this image is not very good). Please have fun with this, the funnier the better! :)My website is [login to view URL] SEE ATTACHED FUNNY AD EXAMPLE WITH KIDS PLAYING... The product should be included on the image. as attached, you can cut out the bag front design. I would like to work with the winner more
I'm looking for a funny pattern or design that I can put on a T-shirt to sell that has to do with the Keto diet. -Needs to focus on the Ketogenic diet. -Needs to be funny & unique. -The final design will need to be a 4500px by 5700px image suitable to send to the printing company. There may be more then one winner.
The freelancer, should make an animated gif as the attached examples. Is a parody to tinder app, the freelancer will use images of ugly or dangerous people (prisoners), men and women. The name of the application will be Thinder, and the user in the gif will always put "no"
Hello, We're developing a personal twitter account for a client who dabbles in IT and Marketing related ventures. The client hails from India. We're looking for funny, original and meaningful tweets for the same. No controversial tweets needed. In your bid, please provide a couple sample tweets. Your asking price for 100 tweets to start with. And
I need a cartoonist for a project on my business. Basically I need around 10 cartoons where I appear with different facial and physical expressions.
if you are good to write scripts for short making short movies, prank . please bid i want a very talented script writer who write funny jokes ,prank ,short films, education jokes for my website
Use the attached photo and make it to be a funny cartoon look.
There is a website called SLIDE.LY. Looking for someone who has an account and can make funny around 10 second videos. See example - [login to view URL] Will want 5 different videos made. If you can make similar to my examples, then I can hire you. Only takes a few minutes to make each video - very easy
I need a comedy writer to come up with funny t-shirt ideas
I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love
I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats to be able to turn it into kindle and ebook as w...
I need 50 different funny pictures of a unicorn with different movements, gestics and assesoires. The pictures have to be provided in a .png format. And the unicorn need o be released on a transparent background.
I would like a custom song played and recorded for my wife.
...have been "Create or alter a photo....." Looking for photos that have been altered showing goats doing human like actives (Water skiing, bull riding, playing basketball, walking a dog, reading a book, etc.) Photo's should look realistic and be worthy of framing. We will be placing these photos in frames around my business, they will also be posted
Please apply if you can draw funny ideas. You may be a: - comic strip artist - concept artist - funny cartoonist - comedian etc Project: funny bunch of 2D creepy gross scary cute cartoon animals for young male adults Please submit: 1 - Your quote for 250 x B&W simple doodles/rough pencil sketch ideas - no need to polish, as it will not be published
i need someone who can write an awesome funny urdu or hindi script for me I wants script for youtube vines creation Script should be clear and funny and without abusive words
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Budget 500$
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Writer needed to write creative and funny product descriptions. PLease share samples of your work. Since you are writer you will completely understand that I ask you to type "Savvy" at the beginning of your bid. When I ask the freelancers who fail to do this why they didn't read and follow instructions, the answers are quite interesting. "You're
...mean, imagine if you will that you could send an anonymous letter telling someone to fuck off, a co-worker, boss, friend, someone down the street etc? They are looking for funny fuck you letters to start with the following topics or we are open to other ideas as well. A Fuck you Resignation letter A Fuck you to a Bad Driver A Fuck you to an Annoying
Need a funny and humorous scriptwriter who is ready to do a demo based on comedy, I will share you a link as a sample.
Comedy writer / comedians apply! Looking for a funny writer to write funny memes and funny 30 second youtube clips to a bunch of funny 2D animated animal characters. Apply! * Comic writer * Comedy writer * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring
Hello, I need some experts regarding graphical design to digitally draw animals in some funny pop art. I will explain better and show you some pictures to explain you better. This is for a long term partnership and to pay you later each week/month. (200€/500€/1000€ no matter number of designs) As said, looking for a really cheap price regarding the
I need a funny T-Shirt designed. It can be whatever you want, be creative!
as per the above, we are a company providing luxury car with driver services for weddings, based in Asia. our car makes are audi, bmw, mercedes and jaguar. looking to get a funny/witty description to promote our services . this description will be used in our advertising preferably looking for someone familiar with asian culture/weddings to write something
...to. In the call, the two old ladies call a local Waffle House looking to find out about their food and specials. The women then get put on hold where they begin having a funny conversation with each other. They talk about how hungry they are, one of the ladies mentions eating her “flavored” fingernails to keep her from starving while on the phone
...drawing/illustration of a boy with wather poring out his ears. (should be funny expression or etc.) And then text: Der tales uden indhold, blot for at snakke udenom, for at krybe uden om en undskyldning, for at sløre manglende viden eller for at vinde tid' It is a funny danish expression so the expressions etc should be like that....
I am starting a youtube gaming channel and record footage of my face as well as my game and I need someone to put the two ...gaming channel and record footage of my face as well as my game and I need someone to put the two together and then spice it up to be funny, with titles and noises, censorship of swear words and just casual youtube editing stuff
Long term. Project Make me a very funny animated video of short. Duration. Original video. Should not be downloaded from the Internet. Like make. Something using animated software
Power point presentation on Alcohol , Carl Jung and Psychedelics
I want to take this gif of my friend working out and crop her into a funny dancing scene. maybe using another viral video of people dancing at a festival or just putting her on a dance floor to a fitting music. I'm excited to see what you come up with!
I need some graphic design. I need a picture of jonathan cheban that is funny and looks good. Examples should be displayed. Need done asap.
Power point presentation on Alcohol , Carl Jung and Psychedelics
Hi there Are you funny, know your way around Design Sprints and love writing? Then we might just strike up a bond for life, or.. the foreseeable future. For now, you'd write an article about 'Why a 5-Day Design Sprint can replace months of work'. Requirements: - Informative, yet have an amusing style of writing. (see bottom snippets for inspiration)
I need to animate a funny phone call between the famous muppet "Kermit the Frog" and a news reporter sitting in his office. Here is a reference of a prankster on youtube animating his phone calls between two people: [login to view URL] Attached to this contest is the audio file you will be using to animate to. In this skit
I need a funny 3D model of an animal. The model will be used to create a mold and. As you know molds are on one side oben, so that must be the flat part of the model.
Hello I looking to write copy for just one email which would be the introduction email. People receiving this email will be requesting a free website wireframe. I am offering to build a website wireframe for free to people who give me their email. I would like the email to have some humor and be memorable. I don't just want to send a boring confirmation email like everyone else does. I want i...
Hi,my youtube channel name is demon vidz we post funny content on it and make people laugh we need views and subscribers. we need a good video on gaming or fighting preferably or any other [login to view URL] budget is 200 usd or less. I will award the project in 3 days and then decide on it. I will create milestone in 3 days as bank is [login to view URL] you can
I need a funny video for my [login to view URL] be animated or real.
need any animation video for my site [login to view URL]
funny video for my website
I need a good facebook /you tube marketing video to promote my new site [login to view URL] . I need you to follow the rough sketch attached to produce a cartoon video, to illustrate a senerio at a motor park ( Bus station) . the video should be short and very funny. at last you will show this message Message: SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLES, BOOK YOUR BUS
Need someone to write a funny and sarcastic “about us” page for a small startup bussiness
