There is a very website called SLIDE.LY. Looking for someone who has an account and can make funny around 10 second videos. See example - [login to view URL] Will want 5 different videos made. If you can make similar to my examples, then I can hire you. Only takes a few minutes to make each video - very
I need a new website. I need you to design and build a website for my small business. It is a home improvement services covering home cleaning, painting, pest control, electrical, plumbing, adv services, carpentry, gardening etc. We also service corporate sector
...get a website created in wordpress and already have my hosting account bought and domain too! The website is in relation to Trade residential and commercial services as Pest control, CCTV& Alarm System, Plumbing, Electrical, IT & DATA Cabling, Test & Tag, Carpentry, Outdoor Maintenance, Landscaping etc. I want pages: HOME, About us, Trade Services
Im looking for someone to run a adwords/seo campaign for my pest control business, im not interested in paying any money upfront you do the work then you get paid (that's how everything works) only gold coast residents need respond
I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who l...
I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats
...Looking for photos that have been altered showing goats doing human like actives (Water skiing, bull riding, playing basketball, walking a dog, reading a book, etc.) Photo's should look realistic and be worthy of framing. We will be placing these photos in frames around my business, they will also be posted on our social media and printed on shirts.
I need an experienced telemarketer/cold caller to make a minimum of 500 calls per week to local businesses. We need to set appointments for our sales people to sell our pest control services. I would like someone who has a decent track record and understands the necessity to make as many calls as possible. We need a minimum of 25 appointments set per
Please apply if you can draw funny ideas. You may be a: - comic strip artist - concept artist - funny cartoonist - comedian etc Project: funny bunch of 2D creepy gross scary cute cartoon animals for young male adults Please submit: 1 - Your quote for 250 x B&W simple doodles/rough pencil sketch ideas - no need to polish, as it will not be published
...writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Budget 500$
Writer needed to write creative and funny product descriptions. PLease share samples of your work. Since you are writer you will completely understand that I ask you to type "Savvy" at the beginning of your bid. When I ask the freelancers who fail to do this why they didn't read and follow instructions, the answers are quite interesting. "You're
Hello - I have a project for a client and need a couple dozen letters written. Heres the fun part, they need "fuck You" type letters. What do I mean, imagine if you will that you could send an anonymous letter telling someone to fuck off, a co-worker, boss, friend, someone down the street etc? They are looking for funny fuck you letters to start with
...writer / comedians apply! Looking for a funny writer to write funny memes and funny 30 second youtube clips to a bunch of funny 2D animated animal characters. Apply! * Comic writer * Comedy writer * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring cute...
...I need some experts regarding graphical design to digitally draw animals in some funny pop art. I will explain better and show you some pictures to explain you better. This is for a long term partnership and to pay you later each week/month. (200€/500€/1000€ no matter number of designs) As said, looking for a really cheap price regarding the list of
...She keeps all her receipts for expenditures maintaining the rental units and tracks the income each unit receives. Each unit has a separate file. All receipts are organized by property but the receipts need to be organized by what the receipt was for such as electrical, air conditioning, plumbing maintenance, pest control, etc. or was it a capital expenditure
I need a new website. I need you to design and build my online store To sell services, we do sell some products but primarily phones they go with our communication services. The site will not look like an online store. We want to take the over all look of [login to view URL] and a couple other sites that are offering similar services (with35% less content
I need someone to collect the following Data from Oman for the following categories 1- Restaurants 2- Male Fashion shops / Female Fashion Shops / Children Fashion Shops / Accessories Shops 3- Electronics Shops / Mobile Shops / Furniture Shops / Bookstores / Flee Markets / Antiques Shops 4- Flowers Shops / Landscaping Companies 5- Furniture Shops / Home
it should be 1. General 2. Opening Account & Registration 3. Deposits, transfers and withdrawals 4. Bett...RUGBY 7. 5. Live Betting [login to view URL] [login to view URL] SPECIAL RULES [login to view URL] [login to view URL] n/b should not be the same as other betting companey if we notice is copy and pest from other company we will not able to pay you. so work hard and good luc...
Company name: Clean Sweep Pest Control We are looking for a logo for our new pest control business. The company name needs to be clear and easy to read and underneath in smaller writing to say 'The termite specialists'. Attached is an example of the direction we want for the logo - To tie into the 'C...
as per the above, we are a company providing luxury car with driver services for weddings, based in Asia. our car makes are audi, bmw, mercedes and jaguar. looking to get a funny/witty description to promote our services . this description will be used in our advertising preferably looking for someone familiar with asian culture/weddings to write something
...food and specials. The women then get put on hold where they begin having a funny conversation with each other. They talk about how hungry they are, one of the ladies mentions eating her “flavored” fingernails to keep her from starving while on the phone. The ladies even discuss how the man they were speaking to on the phone reminds them of Ricky Ricardo
Here is project description. Please read carefully and bid accordingly. 1) You need to write content for each website page according to keywords.(60 pages) 2) You need to create blog and Article for each services and one blog and Article for main page. (9 services) Make your content original. One of the most important things about writing SEO friendly
I am starting a youtube gaming channel and record footage of my face as well as my game and I need someone to put the two together and then spice it up to be funny, with titles and noises, censorship of swear words and just casual youtube editing stuff
I need some help with selling something. We're looking for someone who is self motivated, determined and hardworking who can go door to door selling pest control for a small business that's growing. You'd need to stay in touch with the business owner for trainings and staying up to date with our products offerred.
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I want to take this gif of my friend working out and crop her into a funny dancing scene. maybe using another viral video of people dancing at a festival or just putting her on a dance floor to a fitting music. I'm excited to see what you come up with!
...attached, for word wrap of pest control disclosure around spider (details below). Other than this image, I don't want lots of pictures of bugs. Icons of ant trails ok, or other icons. We can also have pictures of service technicians if pictures are needed. receipt gets printed and stapled to flyer. THIS SIDE DOES NOT NEED LOGO - LOGO PRINTED ON ...
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...competitors (who & profile). PEST - Political, Economical, Sociological & Technological impact, if any C)What do other competitors have already offered in services? what haven't others been offers? The freelancer must have 2-3years of experience in market research and understand the products and services in the creative and design industry....
... Are you funny, know your way around Design Sprints and love writing? Then we might just strike up a bond for life, or.. the foreseeable future. For now, you'd write an article about 'Why a 5-Day Design Sprint can replace months of work'. Requirements: - Informative, yet have an amusing style of writing. (see bottom snippets for ...